posted by Extreme John on Nov 19
I dont have much time today to write another quality and amazing blog post for your pure enjoyment so I figured I would post a poll. I figured the poll should be in regards to how I broke my hand since everyone keeps asking and everyone has their own version of what happened.
posted by Extreme John on Nov 17
It Never ceases to amaze me how people that are looking to work soooooo damn bad can’t figure out how to show up for work on time. This case is even more annoying than most of the annoying ex-employee issues that come around.
Now most of the time you setup interviews and people either show up mega late or don’t show up at all, Im always thankful for those interview types because it’s simple…. Short interview and never see ya again, good luck finding a job somewhere. However there’s a special breed out there that actually shows up and gives a great interview, and most importantly they are on time. This is where I get confused, after going through all of the trouble to show up, than be on time and than to top if off give a great interview…… than blow it on your first day of work or not show up at all for work. Why would anyone waste their time and MINE? Seriously why are you going to bother to do all of the above than decide to blow it when it counts most, doesn’t make much sense to me.
I guess if nothing else I should be excited about Duh Duh Duh…. Never mind I will be nice, but I should be excited I mean it motivated me to write this blog post even with the shitty hand. Till next time kiddies if your going to shower, get all purtied up and show up on time for your interview if ya get the job don’t blow it when it counts most.
Extreme John’s Interview Tips
1) Think. Think about the job your applying for before you even waste anyone’s time doing an interview, not every job is for every person don’t apply for jobs that aren’t for you.
2) Be on time. Ummm yeah seriously be on time, no decent minded real Manager or Owner is going to hire an idiot that can’t show up on time for their interview.
3) Listen. Of course your expected to “Talk” at an Interview, but there is nothing worse than listening to someone in an Interview answer the question like an idiot because they did not let the inteviewer complete the question or listen to the details of the question.
posted by Extreme John on Nov 15
Been a little Extreme and Insane around here lately, between the broken hand, Extreme Tan and Smoothies stuff and the phenom known as the Insane Limos Barbie Pink H2 Hummer Limousine. I think I have been out more in this past week than I have in the past three months put together and it’s been a blast. The response to the New Insane Limo is amazing, thank you for all of the kind words.
Insane Limos Phone Number 727-584-8888 or 1-888-91-LIMOS
This video is a quick video I filmed last night while we were out at Courtside Grill, The Slug, and the Oak Room. I actually filmed this in the parking lot and the lighting stinks. Watch the full video you don’t want to miss the cieling, and the shitty sounding base is due to the shitty video camera I used, the Audio and Video system in this Pink Hummer Limo is 100% Digital Audio and better yet I can plug the iPod in and I have my music for the rest of the night. Give Insane Limos a call it’s bookin fast 727-584-8888 or 1-888-91-LIMOS
posted by Extreme John on Nov 13
Or better yet maybe “Broken” is the word I should have used. On Monday I screwed my right paw up and figured something was broke or at least damaged. I finally made some time to go get it checked out and the verdict is “Broken Hand” or at least a couple of the little fairy bones that could not handle the impact.
Needless to say since I run my mouth and mind through my hands it looks like I will be somewhat silenced for the next 4-6 weeks. If I feel sexy maybe I will do some video blogs or just post a bunch of pictures. I do have a rant about another My Space weezle I would like to get into also, silly assholes thinking “MY Space” makes you “Friends” just because you have someone listed as a “Friend”, same shit stains that cry when they aren’t listed as a friend anymore “A-Lister” you know what Im talking about, all though this isn’t about you.
Anyways dont want to rant in a non rant. Ill keep the blog updating one way or another, there’s way too much exciting shit and a couple of morons to deal with….. I can’t be stopped. haha have a great day kiddies.
posted by Extreme John on Nov 12
Since my hand is a little jacked up right now…. Haha sorry sounds funny. I can’t really do a ton of typing so I will save some future posts for the good stuff. I did want to take a quick moment and respond to “Mike” who keeps commenting in other posts about the effin pictures from the WEC Event I went to in Hollywood, Forida.
Mike… Not sure who ya are but seriously, stop commenting in other posts about the damn WEC Pictures, it’s annoying. I will post the pictures when I post the pictures, if your a daily reader than it shouldn’t be an issue for ya, you’ll see some pics soon enough you dont need to keep asking me about it.
Always makes me wonder why someone would be so interested in seeing those specific pictures, got a little boyfriend spy going on maybe? Hoping to catch a glimpse of someone doing something that might getcha pissed? Just a fan and wanna see some pics of the WEC event? More into the Florida Honnies maybe and gettin a look at them? Or maybe you wanna see how great EJ’s ass looked in some spandex…. Hope not. Either way, hang tight I will post them when I can.
posted by Extreme John on Nov 11
There was a time that we use to be hush hush about opening a new store and where that location will be, we decided with the newest location under construction it would be a little fun to let this one out. As many of you know we recently purchased Just Tan Now in Seminole Florida which became our Fourth Extreme Tan and Smoothies location.
Extreme Tan and Smoothies Pinellas Park Street sign
What a better time than now with the construction a week or so under way at our future Pinellas Park location on the corner of Park Blvd and Belcher Rd. accross from the Sams Club. The new Extreme Tan and Smoothies location will feature a different layout than what you are use to at the previous Extreme tan locations, however the same service and great prices you have come to love will remain in tact at EVERY Extreme Tan and Smoothies location.
Extreme Tan Pinellas Park Location Building
This location seems to be moving along pretty quickly and we are hoping for a Grand Opening sometime in December or early 2009. Much like every other Extreme tan and Smoothies you will get the highest quality tanning beds with new bulbs and the cleanest indoor tanning salon atmosphere. if you have any questions or would like to work in any of the Extreme Tan and Smoothies locations please visit extremetanandsmoothies.com
Information sign in the window of Pinellas Park
posted by Extreme John on Nov 10
Now that most of the pictures of our Pink H2 Hummer Limo have been posted and we sit here and wait for it’s arrival it gives me some time to get caught up on some of our other Limos in build. Our Cadillac Escalade Limo that we call “Oasis” is much further along than these Limousine pictures I am posting but I haven’t received any of the most recent one’s just yet as soon as we do they will go up.
Side view of our Stretch Escalade SUV Limo
This Insane Limos limousine is not different than our other two custom stretch limos in our fleet, as a matter of fact this Escalade Limo will be very close to if not the premier Luxury Limousine in Tampa Bay. Any of you that know me know that I wouldn’t say it was hot or classy if I didn’t think it was top notch. If your looking to book one of the most exotic limousines in the Tampa area give Insane Limos a call at 1-888-91-LIMOS and reserve this Limo for your Wedding, Corporate Business Travel or Event or for your Superbowl Celebrity Clients.
Rear End of our Customized Escalade Limo
posted by Extreme John on Nov 9
About a week ago I wrote a blug post called “Dirty Little Bulldog” which featured our soon to be 7 month old bulldog covered in mud from here digging the water out of a hole in the backyard…. That the Bulldog puppies made to begin with.
Nothing like a muddy puppy surprise.
I was just getting ready to take my son to Karate I found Reagan right off the bat, he was in the home office kickin it on Abe’s blanket destroying my push up handles. I couldn’t find Kennedy right away and usually with her that means she is destroying something like a flip flop or maybe a sneaker or trash can. I opened the slider and called Kennedy I heard her name tag jingle and I knew she was on the way, I figured sweet both of them right in their crate no sweat. Than this is what walked up to the back door.
Thick mud on our Bulldog Kennedy’s Face
posted by Extreme John on Nov 8
On Tuesday I jumped on a plane and headed to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino with some good friends, associates and some of the Florida Honnies. We headed out there to check out the World Extreme Cage Fighting event that featured Dave Brown vs Urijah Faber in mixed martial arts. If you don’t already know, than you probably dont know me, mixed martial arts is my church.. Got it.
I have been really busy lately so when it came to this entire event and traveling with so many people I wasn’t really feeling it. Not to mention these types of trips always sound like a great idea when you come up with the idea, which is when your usually not realizing that there’s always some fucking stupid pointless ass drama or someone that does things that they specifically know will annoy you. Those are just a few of the things that seem to slip the mind when your thinking “Wahooo party!” Either way you live and you learn and your never going to travel with 16 people or 18 people and not have silly things go on.
Today was a good day but more of a tiring one than anything, everyone was up and at the airport early… very early.. Everything with the flight went smooth and as much as I hate flying, almost to the point I was going to just drive instead of fly once Tuesday came. I hate flying. I will say that a :38 minute flight time from Tampa International to Ft. Lauderdale on Spirit Airlins is a very tasty treat, and Ill give it to Lisa, much better than a 4 hour drive. Checking in was a breeze and before you knew it we all had plenty of drinks and yyyya know and ended up crashing for the night so we wouldn’t be drained for the WEC fight on Wednesday Night. A few of the girls stayed out that night but for the most part everyone took it easy. I will get some pictures posted once I get them off of the camera and settle in.
posted by Extreme John on Nov 7
For the last few weeks I have been featuring pictures of a couple of the Insane Limos that we will have in our fleet, there is one I haven’t been getting pictures of so I haven’t been postin’em. When I talked to Phil from LA Custom Coach he explained that they weren’t sending pictures on purpose but he would be sending them shortly.
Here’s a peek at the side of Andre almost at the 37′ in length it will be
A lot of customers are calling about our huge 30 passenger beast that is being customized by LA Custom Coach right now. I haven’t really talked about “Andre” that much because there really hasn’t been that much information on it till now, so don’t forget the name it’s Andre and he’s our Big Black Limo. Here’s some pictures of Andre as he goes through the stretching phase on his way to becoming the largest Limousine in the area, it’s not a party bus but it is the ultimate Party Limo.
Another shot of Andre our Big Black Limo
Even though Andre isn’t here and ready to roll out yet it won’t be long as I know the guys at LA Custom Coach are busting their ass for us kids here at Insane Limos. Don’t fall behind and end up with someone else’s basic limo, if you have an event coming up reserve this limo now, Andre will be here in the middle of January don’t miss out.


