Here are a few reasons I think you might suck at Twitter, I figured since the chances are that you have no idea exactly why no one follows you on Twitter or why you feel like your tweeting to yourself on Twitter I would tell you. You know, just trying to help new Twitter users to understand some of the things you can do so that you get whatever results you might be looking for from Twitter.
- You visit Twitter.com once a week
- You only tweet your agenda
- You never interact with others
- Your blog posts are the only thing that show in your feed
- You don’t even consider following people that follow you
- 98% of your tweets are “Get 400 Twitter followers a day!”
- The lingo you use requires 15 blows to the head from a baseball bat to understand
- Your updates come in bulk packs like Sams Club
- Your updates are all scheduled in Tweet Later
- You expect everyone to follow you because of the boob avatar you have
I can probably write another 100 things that might help someone figure out why they suck at Twitter, don’t get me wrong I understand that Twitter is a challenge and I understand that it takes patience to get people to follow you on Twitter. I think what is more important for people to realize when it comes to using Twitter is that you will get out of Twitter exactly what you put into Twitter, sometimes.
Not everyone is going to make money with Twitter, not everyone is going to have 10,000 twitter followers fast and not everyone that tries Twitter is going to like it. Twitter is not for everyone, you need to figure out what your going to do with Twitter and set a few goals in regards to your Twitter account and how you want to run it, especially if you don’t want to be one of the people asking why their Twitter sucks.
Do you have that Twitter user that just sucks and you feel like venting about it? Leave a comment and share your thoughts on what makes someone suck at Twitter.
Oh yeah before I get out of here you can follow me on Twitter @extremejohn please shoot me a quick tweet since I no longer use anything to auto-follow people back, I like to know the people I follow and the people nice enough to follow me are real. Now Im out, have a great day!