I guess while I am in the middle of my most recent brain dump and writing post after to post during just about every hour of the day I find myself wanting to poke fun at Facebook people again. As I juggle through my phone answering emails and doing day to day business I can’t help but notice more and more annoying things appearing on my Facebook wall daily. Of course these things have finally irritated me enough to write a post about it.
10 Things You Do That Make You a Facebook Jackass
- Bad mouth your partner in status updates because of a spat your having.
- Constantly confess your unmatched love for your partner… So pathetic….
- You tag people in those stupid calendar things hoping to generate comments.
- You troll looking for things to comment on that have nothing to do with you.
- Your status updates take up more then 25% of my wall or anyone else’s wall for that matter.
- You constantly share with the world how fucking great your life is.
- You brag about your workout that you’ve been doing for all of three days… five times a day.
- You write weird sayings hoping they will captivate someone’s heart. PUKE.
- Your constantly crying the “wo-is-me” routine.
- Everything you write is in CAPS or some language no one understands.
Everyone and anyone that uses Facebook on a regular basis can probably add a list of 5-10 things that they can’t stand about Facebook or the things that their friends or family members might do on Facebook. Take a quick second and leave a comment with something you would like to add to the list of things that make people Facebook jackass’s, or comment on one of the things listed above.
P.s. Dawn really killed it with the images for this post, thanks Dawn!