Big T you are still a jackass

Big "T" the world's largest Jackass

Actually one of the world’s biggest jackass’s ever. Sorry I just needed to get that out of the way, I didn’t want the jackass thinking he wasn’t somewhere near the top of the jackass chain. Knowing the jackass I am referring to the jackass is probably pretty excited about the title, I personally think he prides himself on being one of the largest jackass’s ever.

To get anyone that might be new to Extreme John caught up with “Big T” the world’s largest jackass I will give you a quick rundown of what makes “Big T” a jackass. I also think it is important to address the “Big T”, there are only a few big things on this guy and I can assure you it’s not the things that matter. I call him Big T so he knows exactly who I am talking to (while avoiding his tears from his lawyer), he knows deep down inside I would rather refer to him as “Big D” or Big D*ck… He is the world’s largest d*ck as well as the world’s largest jackass.

Now back to getting you caught up on what makes Big T such a jackass, and why I am bringing it up now. This week marks the one year anniversary of the scheduled completion date of my home audio and video system upgrade and movie theater room install. The first company I hired (Big T’s company) never got around to finishing the job, instead of completing the job they ran around my house plugging holes in walls and “acting” as if they knew how to make the system they sold me work. In addition to doing the above for an extra 4 months on top of the original 45 days the install was “scheduled” to take they actually never got the system working, which than caused them to fraudulently invoice us for additional parts they “thought” would get the system working. Those “thoughts” never panned out and Big T looked more like the Big dumb asshole instead of the “Authority” in home audio and video installations.

After 4 additional months of patience and giving Big T’s company a chance to get the system they sold me working my patience began to run out. This is when the story gets pretty funny, instead of Big T actually looking to bring someone in that knew the system or even make an attempt to get the problems resolved quickly the stupid asshole decides to threaten us with a ridiculous joke of an email. It never seems like a good idea to threaten someone that has spent a tremendous amount of money with your company, Big T doesn’t have good ideas.

Initially my plan was to make a new post every month celebrating the date that the theater room install was suppose to be complete, than I realized shit head Big T and his partner in crime (wifey) really are not worth the time or energy. Now they are worth bringing up at least once a year, plus it always prompts people to ask me which company I used so that they never use that same company, and of course they ask me the name of the company that fixed Big T’s dumb issues. See how that works Big T?? You eff someone over and you not only lose them as a customer you moron, but you lose anyone they would have referred to you, oh and the “other company” gets the work we refer now, instead of you. Talk about something triple backfiring.

Big T I think it is important for you to know that you are still fresh in my mind, your still just as easy to laugh at today as you were a year ago when it was clear you had no clue. I hope that sooner than later all of your little dirty deeds begin to fall back on you, I also have a firm belief they have and your probably just too stupid to notice it. You had a good business there Big T, you should have tried actually taking care of your people instead of screwing them over at every corner and you certainly should have taken care of your customers, because not doing so means that someone else is. Don’t be fooled for one second Big T and Wifey, I have not forgotten our little dance and I wouldn’t plan on me doing so anytime soon. I have been busy, however I usually clear my plate for the summer which means I will have plenty of time to finish what you started way back in July. I hope you get the runs daily for the next 10 years.

If any of you need the name of a reliable, intelligent and customer oriented HIGH QUALITY Audio and Video installation company please feel free to message me on twitter, I will get you to someone that can actualy get the job done and in 1/4 of the time.

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