Yes that’s exactly right, Blog Posting on Steroids. Not blog posts on steroids or blog posts that are about steroids, instead I came up with the wonderful idea to write a blog post about how I m blog posting on steroids. Say that 10x fast.
I guess I should probably go ahead and explain myself a little bit better so you have at least a slight idea of what the hell I am babbling about before the third paragraph, but than again I’m all hopped up on steroids and can’t think straight. Looks like I have a valid excuse.
As I jumped into bed a few hours ago at around 1am I really could have stayed awake writing more blog posts till around 3:30am like I did the night before, it prompted me to think that the PredniSONE that my doctor recently prescribed for me is really mashing up my sleep patterns. This isn’t going to be some crying post about how I am an Insomniac or anything like that (all though I can be at times), instead it’s a blog post about how productive I have been since I got started on the juice.
I guess you call call this a post about how many posts I have knocked off in the last 24-36hrs, yes I have been very productive due to the additional lack of sleep and brain racing that seems to go hand in hand when I can’t sleep. Take a look at a few of the posts I have coming up this week, that I wrote during the course of the last 24-36 hours.
Blog Posts Written on Steroids
Released posts are hyperlinked, posts that are scheduled for release will be released on their specific day and time and if I remember I will edit this post and link the unlinked blog posts.
- Extreme John $250 Fan Sign Contest
- Community Coffee Carnivale Cake Review
- NFL Week 4 Predictions
- 6 Alexa Review Chain Reviews
- Community Coffee French Vanilla Review
- $5 Spray Tans Pinellas Park Extreme Tan and Smoothies
- 5 Business Website Re-design Reasons
- Breast Cancer Awareness Do Follow Blog Images
- Community Coffee Pecan Praline Review
- UFC 104 Predictions
- Extreme John September 2009 Recap
- Spray Tanning Tan Lines
- 10 Most Hated MMA Fighters
- Why Does Facebook Hate Me?
- Fix Your TweetMeMe Retweet Button Settings
- 10 Tips for Removing Your Blogging Blinders
- 10 Reasons You Suck as an Employee
I guess I kind of spilled the beans with this post and to be honest with you I couldn’t be more excited about it, now the billions and billions of evil readers that come through here daily will have an idea of what to expect from me for the rest of the week. This is of course the case as long as I don’t continue to have 3-4 hours of sleep a night, who knows I might actually throw out a few more posts to keep you REALLY busy this weekend.
Now on a more serious note the Steroids I am taking are doctor prescribed, they are not because I am trying to get anymore sexy than I already am by “bulkin up” anymore than I already am. Bad news for all of the haters, I’m not dropping dead anytime soon and good news for the people that don’t mind reading this crap, it looks like I have plenty of it for you this week.
The girls are WAY sexier in this Limousine picture
If you think you might like some of the posts above you might want to subscribe to my rss feed or follow me on Twitter @extremejohn if you want to know when the new posts are added, I try to keep the same schedule when I am releasing posts like a maniac. The scheduled times for my posts typically will fall at midnight, 6am, 9am and again at 6pm if I have something going on. All releases are based on Eastern Standard Time. See you in a few hours.
P.s I feel so ramped up I wanted to include a couple of quick blogging tips in regards to this post.
Quick Blogging Tips
- Doing a preview post like this offers a glimpse into the future for your readers, it gives your readers something to look forward to and a reason to subscribe to your RSS feed or bookmark your blog.
- Scheduling posts like I am doing with the articles above makes it easy to keep your blog updated when you go on vacation or you need a break
- Pre-loading posts is a great way to capture the ideas while you have them, write them and schedule them
- Writing posts like this triggers new ideas, I have two posts to write when I am done here
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I have started scheduling my posts and whenever i have an idea i write something about it so that i don’t forget about it.
i think i will be able to do that after experience
you are rolling on post, that is awesome
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@gautam hans, that seems to be what gets me firing on all pistons if you know what I mean, I start to chain think and just have to create new post titles to hang on to the thought.
Hope you’re doing ok – I remember being on prednisone: those days were not fun. I took it because the tightness in my chest was so bad that the lungs were swollen for days; it hurt to breathe.
It’s neat to see all the posts you have planned: looking forward to that Facebook one.
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@ashok, thanks man I appreciate that, it has to do with this crazy ass numbing in the right side of my body that I have been experiencing for a little over a week, Im in the loading phase so hopefully I will get back to normal here shortly.
that Facebook post is one that I have written and erased like 4x already, its still not how I want it to be.
@Extreme John, well, re: Facebook – I think what I and a lot of people need to know is whether the audience there is actually useful. In my case, not: I find a lot of people use Facebook to escape the rest of the Internet. But I’m not sure how fan and group pages and all that work.
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I TOTALLY suck as an employee. I do pretty well as a contractor until internal politics require a scapegoat (heh… I should start a consulting company: “Scapegoats, Inc” for people that need to duck responsibility: Just blame us!)
So, I’m looking forward to that article.
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@Dave Doolin, I would imagine I was a better employee when I was younger and my role was to be a good employee, it’s how I was raised so my main goal is always something business oriented.
I do like the Scapegoats, Inc. but I believe I have seen that somewhere before also. I won’t say anything if you won’t either.
Dude, I’m having problems catching up with all your post and now you’re telling us that you are all ramped up and will be posting like there’s no another day:) Those are great blogging tips you have there, but what I really need are “blog steriods” myself so I can keep up with you, haha
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@DiTesco, it’s not so much about keeping up brother, just hit the ones you like there’s never any pressure here
I appreciate you coming through either way, regardless if you come through 20x a day or once a day it’s still appreciated.
Crazy man! hahahaha!! I write one long-winded, drawn out post a day and it sucks a lot out of me, and here you are firing off 4 – 5 a day. hmmf
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@Hard Rocking South African@Music Judge, what was pretty crazy is I could have pretty much released a new post every hour.
Your readers would have hated me. :twisted:
One of the “side effects” of prednisone, besides insomnia, is euphoria. Hope you enjoy that! Also glad to hear you will be around for awhile. Looking for to the barrage of posts!
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@Keith@Norman Rockwell Art, haha thanks Norman I appreciate your support and Im not having that euphoria feeling so much.
That’s a lot of posts to do. I was thinking of say doing a weeks worth of blog posts in 1 day, schedule them do post out automatically the next week and then id have that whole week to focus on promoting them, commenting and everything else to do with my blog.
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@Blaine Bullman, it’s always nice when you get into that kind of groove and start firing off so you can get ahead of the curve and enjoy some self time.
I agree that those girls are waaayyyy more sexier than pictures can do justice with them.
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