This is probably one of the funniest fan mail’s I have had come in on My Space in a while, I think the funniest part about it is how the person sending the email and asking for a job to make money than uses money to take a shot at me. Meet the Sandbox Shithead.
A couple of weeks ago I was running the friend requester on My Space when somewhere along the way Sandbox Shithead got an invite. Sandbox Shithead decided that getting a My Space Friend request automatically meant someone owed him something. He sends me a message and it says something like, “Subject: Hey!“, “Message: hook me up with a job I drive an EXTREME integra!”
Now I am not trying to be a dick here or anything like that (and boy I could be) but I thought to myself, “Is this a serious message or a joke?” Oddly enough I decided to ignore the message and move on, without asking any stupid questions or pointing out the obvious. By obvious I mean things like, Why would I ever hire this person for anything? What the fuck does driving an Integra (extreme or not) have to do with work ethic, ability and skills? Nothing, so again I validate why I would think it was a joke. Than the other night I get this message.
From: Sandbox Shithead
Date: Sep 19, 2008 7:57 PM
so whats up?? can you hook me up with a job?? i drive an EXTREME turbo integra!!!!!!
This time I decided to write back, mainly for some clarification because I figured the first one was a joke, when I saw this one come in from Sandbox Shithead again I decided maybe this person was serious? Nah couldn’t be. Anyway here’s my response.
From: Extreme John. com
Date: Sep 19, 2008 8:53 PM
what does driving an Integra have to do with anything? And give you a job doing what?
Notice how I wasn’t out of control, nothing nasty or crazy just some simple questions so I could see where the kid was coming from. Here’s Sandbox Shitheads next response:
From: Sandbox Shithead
Date: Sep 19, 2008 10:00 PM
I just thought id let you know i got an EXTREME integra.. Give me a job doing anything, as long as it pays.
Now I can even admit maybe the first message could be considered “slightly moronic” by some of the super kind hearted, his second message could again go as “a little more moronic” but nothing that certifies Sandbox Shithead as a complete uttering moron, that is until his last response. “Give me a job doing anything, as long as it pays.” thats a pretty bad ass approach to getting a job anywhere, especially in this day and age. I feel for the true hard working people out there that lost their job in recent times do to the economy, I wish I could give all of THEM a job but in reality I can’t, however I can at least say to the 150,000 plus without jobs in this area alone…. Don’t worry things will get better soon, look what your up against.
Needless to say now I am not going to be nasty or out of control, but at the same time I can’t get over the fact that someone really thinks like this. I send the following response.
From: Extreme John. com
Date: Sep 21, 2008 12:36 AM
Yeah because I would give you a job just because you asked for a job and I would def. Offer you only the paying ones because you drive an “Extreme” Integra.
Now personally I don’t think that was too nasty and I actually hoped that it might help the little fella see where someone else might be coming from when they read what he wrote. Now keep in mind I would have much rather of said, “Are you fucking kidding me with this trash? Do you really think I would want you working for me or any of my companies? You don’t even display basic 7 year old manors when you write and certainly don’t follow any true adult ways if your looking for a fucking job.” But I didn’t write that, why because I am way too kind thats why. Than the Sandbox Shithead send me the following response:
From: Sandbox Shithead
Date: Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM
ur the one who sent me the friend request, yea you talk 2 alot of hot bitches but they only want you for you money asshole
Hahaha sorry I laugh every single time I read it. See silly Sandbox Shithead, your response is much like your job you don’t have right now, irrelvent. If your going to talk shit make it good, yes your right I do talk to a lot of as you put it “Hot Bitches”, but your thought they only want me for my money is priceless. You see dumb ass since most of the “Hot Bitches” your referring to work for me, your exactly right they do want money…Something I am well aware of and already knew, it’s just too bad your still thinking with the tiny brain packed away in your panties and you haven’t figured things out yet.
In closing I want to speak for the “Hot Bitches” and say thank you Sandbox Shithead, they appreciate you thinkin they are hot. As for me your right I am an asshole and if you read the about me section on My Space you would have seen I say it loud and clear myself. Now since we are having a coming to jesus where we name our own problems, I admitted I am an asshole… Why don’t you admit that your email attempts at getting a job were pathetic, didn’t work and frustrated you which is why you tried pointing out the fact that the “hot bitches” around me are all for the money…. NO SHIT and when you grow up you will too learn that with a “job” comes the assumption that “money” is involved, money you want which is why you wrote me, money you can’t get which is why you fuckin hate me.. Which brings me back to the first point, learn how to fuckin apply for a job instead of writing some pathetic ass sentence thinking the job angels are going to give out a freebie because you drive a god damn Integra. Hell they are nice cars and even EJ had one back when I was 21, good times. Now, you got to say your part and used it to tell me I am an asshole and I thank you for that your very sweet, and now you have my part we can all move forward… I will go back to the money lovin “Hot Bitches” and being an asshole and you can go back to writing strangers about your Integra and demanding jobs from people that don’t know anything about you.
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