
Ok everyone loves a Stripper Pole and why not? Guys love it for the excitment it add’s to any event and girls love it because they get to explore that freaky side in public and it’s “Ok”, especially if you add in a drink or twenty. When we built Andre our Ford F-650 Stretch limo and decided to go with the Stripper Pole we figured we would do it for the fun of it, it’s in a truck and since Andre is notĀ Party Bus it’s a Party limo it wouldnt have the height you would think you would need for someone to be able to use a stripper pole or at least use it and make it fun.

Jamie makes it happen on The Stripper Pole
Im not a huge fan of the word Stripper and I don’t like saying the combo “Stripper Pole” either, not sure why but whatever thats what makes me, me. I also won’t call itĀ Dancer Pole unless Im on the phone with a potential customer. Maybe I should call it the huge bubble filled rod…. Maybe not.

Ashley and Jamie share the…. Oh well Stripper Pole

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Getting down to the nitty gritty with the Holidays so I figure while everyone is in the home stretch I will post a couple of pictures I took the other day of our Escalade and H2 Hummer Limos with the logos freshly put on.

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Over the last 4 weeks of having Insane Limos we have watched people flip out over the Insanity behind our Barbie Pink H2 Hummer Limo and our Insane Quality and Sex Appeal of our Cadillac Escalade Stretch Limo. Anyone and everyone that has spoken with me during that time has heard me talk about “Andre” our Next Limo to be added to our Limousine Fleet. Some people thought I was crazy, others probably thought I was full of shit about Andre and what it has going on. The wait will not be much longer now that one of our Chauffeurs (John) is on his way back with Andre as I type this. Here are a few pictures of Andre, fully painted and just before delivery. Andre should arrive sometime either Tuesday or on Christmas Eve at which point I will get pictures of the Interior and Exterior posted as well.

Andre from the side - Reserve it early 727-584-8888

30 Passenger Party Limo Andre - The Biggest Limo in Tampa Bay

Size Does Matter and the Biggest one in town is almost here
I wont get all pitchy on this but the bottom line here folks is if you think that the Ford F-650 Party Limo you saw in the Little Wayne Lollipop Video was big and you know it was crazy on the inside… Wait until you see Andre the newest Limo in the Insane Limos fleet. We told you we were doing it big! Get ready Tampa Bay the biggest party limo is about to roll into town.

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Here we go with some pictures from our Extreme Tan and Smoothies Christmas Party 2008 at the BonAppetit on the water in Dunedin, Florida. After the Christmas party it was time to jump in the Barbie Pink Hummer Limo from Insane Limos and head off to Bare Assets in Polk County Florida for some good old fashion drunken strip club fun.
Last year we had a toned down Christmas Party which didn’t have the greatest turn out, this years party at BonAppetit was excellent! Everyone had a great attitude and it was a pleasure seeing all of the Extreme Tan and Smoothies staff and the after party was a rip this year as well, more great attitudes and party people celebrating and having a good time. Here’s some pictures I will post more in another post along with the link to the entire album.

Insane Limos Pink Hummer in front of BonAppetit

Sarah from Clearwater and Sandra from Clearwater North

Old School Natedog and Lisa

When the shots began to kick in
I will leave it off with the drunken caveman picture that I have going on here and leave you waiting a day or so for the pictures from the Limo on the way to Bare Assets and on the way home at 4am. I would like to thank the staff at Extreme tan and Smoothies for showing up and making it such a kick ass time and thanks for the giant hangover the following day.

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Here’s a couple of pictures of our first family Christmas Light Cruise, something we decided to use the Insane Limos Cadillac Escalade Limo the other night. I wish we would have put a little more time aside to do this because trying to get from Palm Harbor down to Largo than cruise around and look at lights could take a little more time than one might think. Overall it was pretty fun to do, we brought some Hot Chocolate for the kids and I slammed some very good Whisky Laced Egg Nog while we drove around.
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Picture Inside the Limo during the Christmas Light Cruise

Another picture inside the Escalade Limo during the Insane Limos Christmas Light Cruise

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I just wanted to give everyone a quicki reminder that as part of the Extreme Tan and Smoothies “24 Days of Christmas” we will be taking donations for Toys for Tots at all of our locations. For every Packaged (unwrapped) Toy you bring in to donate to Toys for Tots you will be entered into a Raffle to win a Free 4 Hour Limousine Ride from Insane Limos.

Toys for Tots
We hope to see everyone out at Extreme Tan and Smoothies on December 9th with donations for the Toys for Tots. This is an excellent way to give backduring a very tough time and it gives you a chance to win a Free Limousine ride valued at over $400. Please remember toys must still have original packaging and can not be wrapped with gift wrapping paper. Special thanks to Wild 98.7 and Buckwheat for working with Extreme tan and Smoothies over the past 5 years to continue to bring Toys for Tots and the Bay Area together.

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The transport company was fast as hell and we couldn’t be more excited, on Saturday I received a phone call from the Limousine Transport company letting me know that he would be delivering the Escalade. It wasn’t long before the driver had the Insane Limos 2008 Escalade Limo unloaded and sitting accross the street from the Corporate Office.

Stretch Escalade in front of Insane Limos Home Office

The Kids Check out The Insane Limos Cadillac Escalade
Take notice to the NY Jets support going on in this Limo with the Brett Jersey in Pink on Alexa and of course the real deal on Brendon. Nadia is a Jets fan too but she hasn’t decided which player she would like to have a Jersey for. You can see more pictures of the Escalade in this Album or better yet Reserve it now 727-584-8888.

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Coming right out of a Record setting Blackout Friday event at all of our Extreme Tan and Smoothies locations we are ready to jump right into something new. For years Extreme Tan and Smoothies has worked with Wild 98.7 along with Toys for Tots as a place for collection and even in our 24 Days of Christmas Specials we found a way to show our support for Toys for Tots.
Starting Monday December 1st Extreme Tan and Smoothies will kick off it’s 5th straight year of Specials, 24 Specials taking you right up to Christmas Day. Every day Extreme Tan and Smoothies will feature a new Special at every Extreme Tan and Smoothies location, these specials are for the perfect gift for that special someone or better yet a perfect gift for yourself.

24 Days of Christmas Indoor Tanning Specials
Im not going to go ahead and post all of the Tanning Specials for each day right here, instead I will tell you today’s special and two other days which are really important for a lot of people (see below). Click here to check the Extreme Tan and Smoothies Blog to see the special for that day.
Indoor Tanning Specials:
December 1, 2008 - Buy 3 Airbrush Tanning Sessions GET 3 FREE!
December 9, 2008 - Every Packaged (unwrapped) Toy you bring in to donate to Toy for Tots will earn you a Ticket in a Raffel. The raffel winner will get a FREE 4 Hour Ride in either the Insane Limos Escalade or Pink Hummer. Courtosy of Insane Limos.
December 12, 2008 - One FREE Upgrade to ANY Bed for Every Packaged (unwrapped) Toy you bring in to donate to Toys for Tots.
Happy Holidays and please don’t forget the 2 VERY Important dates above.

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Now that we have the Barbie Pink H2 Hummer Limo on the road and serving one happy customer after another and our Cadillac Escalade Stretch Limo is on the truck and on it’s way here our 30 Passenger Party Limo named “Andre” is done with the welding and stretching phase. During the stretching phase I didn’t post many pictures because it would have been pretty redundant, now that Andre is moving on to the next phase I have a picture for ya.
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Ford F-650 Stretch Party Limo

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