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Busted

13th November 2008 in Dumb Bitch, Life, My Space | Comments (2) | 115 views
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Or better yet maybe “Broken” is the word I should have used. On Monday I screwed my right paw up and figured something was broke or at least damaged. I finally made some time to go get it checked out and the verdict is “Broken Hand” or at least a couple of the little fairy bones that could not handle the impact.

Needless to say since I run my mouth and mind through my hands it looks like I will be somewhat silenced for the next 4-6 weeks. If I feel sexy maybe I will do some video blogs or just post a bunch of pictures. I do have a rant about another My Space weezle I would like to get into also, silly assholes thinking “MY Space” makes you “Friends” just because you have someone listed as a “Friend”, same shit stains that cry when they aren’t listed as a friend anymore “A-Lister” you know what Im talking about, all though this isn’t about you.

Anyways dont want to rant in a non rant. Ill keep the blog updating one way or another, there’s way too much exciting shit and a couple of morons to deal with….. I can’t be stopped. haha have a great day kiddies.

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Pathetic Asshole

10th October 2008 in Dumb Bitch, Fan Mail or Not, My Space | Comments (0) | 55 views
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I have been wanting to post this for a while but I haven’t really had the chance to get’er done. This is a little piece of Fan mail I received after doing a mass friend request on My Space, the best part is I actually know this persons friend very well and of course the person writing the fan mail has no clue about me. Since I feel like I am the crusader for pointing out assholes and asshole moves (aside from the ones I make) I figured it would be important to post this My Space message and have a chuckle about it.

Here is the exchange of messages on My Space:

—————– Original Message —————–
From: katee cav.
Date: Sep 14, 2008 6:56 PM

guys like you. you are a pathetic ass whole who views women as objecs. I’m disgusted with assfucks like you. do everyone a favor and walk into traffic.

-katee

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Extreme John. com
Date: Sep 14, 2008 7:17 PM

And honestly the thought that you would take the time to write someone a dumb ass message like that is hysterical to me. I see shit everyday I can’t stand on the web, last thing I would waste my time doing is writing people about it. Thats a true assfuck and maybe you should do everyone a favor and find something more useful to do than sit on my space and write strangers because you haven’t figured out the world yet and think you know it all at the ripe old age of 17, very funny.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: katee cav.
Date: Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM

maybe you should find something better to do with your time then be a fucking lurker and add little girls on myspace>

and thats “true as fuck” statemnt

You see boys and girls the above letter is the perfect example of why you should “ASK” before you “ASSUME” anything, not to mention if your going to write someone and try to rip them you should at least have a clue how to spell ASSHOLE (ass whole?)! You see little KC as much as I would love to have agreed and said I was stalking you I just can’t lie, unlike you who thinks they know me enough to judge me I am not confused I know that I don’t know enough about your looks to “lurk” you, and let’s be honest the only thing that’s “Little Girl” about you is your knowledge of the word and what goes on in it…. Oh and your spelling ability screams “Little Girl” too, but thats ok us “Old Folk” realize it’s your best effort and we are willing to accept it.

The funny part about this is one of your friends has been a good friend of mine for a long time, actually their entire family has been for years. Can you imagine? I can’t believe your friend knows some “ass whole” like me, that must make her an “ass whole” too right? Fact of the matter is chances are we would never be in the same place so you will never know what kind of person I am and based on your messages I am sure I would be over joyed to be around someone like you. Perhaps you have big dreams of surfing My Space and writing people that aren’t like you and changing the world one My Space viewer at a time, and if so than I wish you the best of luck. If you were having a shitty day and decided to jump on My Space and write someone you don’t know out of nowhere and call them a stalker because it makes you feel better about yourself, well than good luck with that too I am sure your future Husband or Live In will appreciate that side of you. Instead of the two previous options if you want aim to tke down everyone thats not like you or doesn’t go by the things you agree with why don’t you start a forum, put up a billboard, stand on a roadside with a sign, I don’t know do something though… Until than I will kindly wait for your apology message in a few years when you grow up and realize that not everyone can be exactly alike, imagine if we were? Than everyone would spell ass whole all fucked up.

On a side note it did find Kateeeee’s page pretty fucking funny, she’s going to rip me and try to be miss goody two shoes has this on her page: “..”I never fought a war on drugs, I’ve never done shit on drugs except play halo 2″”"…… Drugs are bad mmmmmmmmk.

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FloHos Social Networking for Sexy People

26th September 2008 in Facebook, Florida Honnies, Life, My Space | Comments (0) | 83 views
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Ok it’s no secret I have had some free time on my hands over the last few months which is nothing out of the norm for me, I typically work my ass off for 10 months straight than crash and chill for about three months. This usually works out great for me because the time off gives me a chance to think of some new ideas and things I would like to try. Recently I decided I wanted to open a My Space type of concept but with the tie in to Florida Honnies I decided I wanted it to be for the Sexy people. Not sure what the hell Im doing on there if it’s for the sexy people, but whatever it sounds good.

I wanted a nice short easy to remember domain name and one that had a piece of Florida in it, so I decided to call it FloHos.com than needing some pathetic hook to go along with it I decided it would be FloHos - Social Bookmarking for the Sexy people. The design is different from My Space however it still allows you to use My Space codes, backgrounds, themes or whatever else on your Flohos page. There are also a bunch of features that My Space doesn’t offer and in testing people really seemed to like the design.

I invited about thirty close friends to try it out while we were in the testing phase but wanted to be sure all of the kinks were out before posting it here or letting people know about it. With that being said, check out FloHos.com setup an account (we don’t spam!) and invite some friends let’s see if we can make this bitch blow.

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Drinking is Bad

10th September 2008 in Life, My Space, Pictures | Comments (4) | 31 views
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I don’t feel like getting into a whole big thing here and the picture below will give you a very small idea of what my head feels like today and why I won’t make this long.

Here’s the short and sweet of it, too early to lunch, too many beers for lunch, lunch and beers lasted too long, not eating plus too much beer and too long of an early lunch equal BIG headache today. Thanks to Danielle, Melissa and Ashley for not slowing down the drink flow, Leanne for taking some brutal pictures, Lisa for letting me sleep on the Bar Stool at Winghouse, MS and James for not making me wake up for Bare Assets and anyone else that didn’t help the cause last night…. Bastards all of you.

Extreme John Owned

Extreme John OWNED! All though not half as a couple of other pictures Leanne was nice enough to take And post on her My Space, such a sweet girl. Hahaha.

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Now thats class

15th August 2008 in Life, My Space | Comments (0) | 33 views
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Very rarely do I write about things that thrill me to death, I usually write about the twisted things that are on my mind or my view of a situation that I was involved in. Now dont get me wrong I write about all kinds of good things like the Wildlife Rescue and other local business’s like Pinnacle Amusements. I like to think of myself as a realist and an opinionated asshole but I call it how I see it, I appreciate the great things in life and simply put I call bullshit on some of the shitty things we have to deal with from time to time.

A couple of years ago there was a girl that worked at one of my Tanning salons, she was referred by one of the managers at one of our Extreme Tan and Smoothies locations. This particular employee who I will call “W” for the sake of keeping it on the down low kicked some serious ass and did so very quickly when she started working for us. “W” was a dream come true, she had incredible sales, amazing idea’s and she had the ability so many lack… she actually was self motivated enough to simply do stuff instead of waiting on others or over thinking it for 30 days.

As time went on “W” started to get promoted and move up through our company, we considered her for a large portion of the growth we were going to be doing because of her various skills and work ethic. About a week before “W” was suppose to take over as Store manager of one of our locations she suddenly gave her two weeks notice which blew us away. When I went to call her about it and discuss it, we briefly discussed her pay and how we could do something to make her very happy staying at Extreme. Within a few hours on that same day “W” didn’t show up for her shift and everything got out of hand very quickly ultimately with her leaving the company and the work relationship as well as the small personal relationship came to an end.

I logged into My Space the other day and had some messages to go through, one of the messages was from “W” which blew me away, especially because I hadn’t talked to her since the days of way back. “W” went on to write a brief apology, even with the apology being brief it was complete class.

I always respected “W” for her work ethic and her amazing ability to create outside of the box or with no box at all. When the situation went down it not only blew me away but it changed the way I thought about everyone I hired and considered for any kind of growth position very carefully. Now with “W” taking the time to write me so much later where she could have just easily forgot about it has me respecting her again and at a different level. I never had any ill will and still wish “W” the best.

Not that she will ever read this, but thank you “W”.

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