
Ok everyone loves a Stripper Pole and why not? Guys love it for the excitment it add’s to any event and girls love it because they get to explore that freaky side in public and it’s “Ok”, especially if you add in a drink or twenty. When we built Andre our Ford F-650 Stretch limo and decided to go with the Stripper Pole we figured we would do it for the fun of it, it’s in a truck and since Andre is notĀ Party Bus it’s a Party limo it wouldnt have the height you would think you would need for someone to be able to use a stripper pole or at least use it and make it fun.

Jamie makes it happen on The Stripper Pole
Im not a huge fan of the word Stripper and I don’t like saying the combo “Stripper Pole” either, not sure why but whatever thats what makes me, me. I also won’t call itĀ Dancer Pole unless Im on the phone with a potential customer. Maybe I should call it the huge bubble filled rod…. Maybe not.

Ashley and Jamie share the…. Oh well Stripper Pole

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Nothing beats a bunch of drunk girls and guys snapping countless pictures at an amazing New Years Eve Party, well a couple of things beat it but it sounded like a good start. I figured I would get these New Years Eve Party Pictures from the Silver and Black Party we had last year since after a ton of thought and consideration we decided not to do our Something Sexy Party or maybe we had some other name for it I don’t remember. Last years New years Eve Party was a blast but to be honest I just wasn’t feeling the overall destruction and trashing of my house, and I know for damn sure I didn’t feel like doing any babysitting this year. I have also been tossing around the idea of a Themed Superbowl Party this year and I know if we did the New Years Eve Party there would be no way I would even consider doing the Superbowl Party.

Tessa gives her final two gun salute of 2007
I can say I didnt miss the mayhem of last year’s party and not having one this year, but that would probably be a lie. Anyone that knows me knows I like to party and New Years Eve Parties are probably one of my favorite parties of them all, not to mention I like throwing themed parties. I will say I don’t miss the mess and I don’t miss the hangover I woke up with last year and I am sure there will be plenty in the future.

Lisa gets ready to pop a top
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Ok here we are at the final day of the pictures from the WEC event that we attended with the Florida Honnies and my boys from Blacc Wolf, Topp and Young Goody. Overall there was like 20 of us that went to this thing and we all had a good time, some people had some issues and others had the time of their life. I personally had the time of my life, it’s not every day that you get to travel with 20 people and go to a WEC MMA Event in a kick ass place like the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. You can find this entire album of pictures by clicking here. There were something like 300+ pictures of everyone in the group from this event but I don’t have room for all 300 pictures here so I fine tuned it to the clearest pictures and cut out the repetative shit, enjoy.

Jamie Varner and Miguel Torres Interview Picture

Young Goody and Topp of Blacc Wolf

Vita and Crystal with the classic over the shoulder
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Before I post a bunch of pictures from after the Christmas Party I will kick it off with another gang signs picture, everyone was throwin’em up.

Not sure why this even started but here it is

It wasn’t long before this got out of hand

I told you so
Good times, I could post pictures all day of this party it was a great time and the Extreme Tan and Smoothies staff is probably more wild than anyone we have hung out with in a long time. You girls are all effin maniacs, can’t wait until we get to party again. Merry Christmas!

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As promised here are a few more pictures from the WEC Urijah Faber vs Mike Brown event that we went to in November at the Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood Florida. I will be making another post with more pictures from this event and the entire album from the fight.

Lisa, Mask one of the Tapout founders and Michele

Not sure who’s but worthy of posting

Picture of Urijah Faber in the Cage just before the Mike Brown fight
Not sure what the hell I am so excited about in this picture, but I felt compelled to post it since I can’t ever remember for the life of me ever being “THHHHHHHAT” excited. You can bet your ass it wasn’t out of happiness for the fight results so anyone’s guess is as good as mine and props to Lace for “Catching the Moment”, whatever that moment might have been about. Haha.

Extreme John’s Ultimate Display of Excitment…. About who knows what.

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Here we go with some pictures from our Extreme Tan and Smoothies Christmas Party 2008 at the BonAppetit on the water in Dunedin, Florida. After the Christmas party it was time to jump in the Barbie Pink Hummer Limo from Insane Limos and head off to Bare Assets in Polk County Florida for some good old fashion drunken strip club fun.
Last year we had a toned down Christmas Party which didn’t have the greatest turn out, this years party at BonAppetit was excellent! Everyone had a great attitude and it was a pleasure seeing all of the Extreme Tan and Smoothies staff and the after party was a rip this year as well, more great attitudes and party people celebrating and having a good time. Here’s some pictures I will post more in another post along with the link to the entire album.

Insane Limos Pink Hummer in front of BonAppetit

Sarah from Clearwater and Sandra from Clearwater North

Old School Natedog and Lisa

When the shots began to kick in
I will leave it off with the drunken caveman picture that I have going on here and leave you waiting a day or so for the pictures from the Limo on the way to Bare Assets and on the way home at 4am. I would like to thank the staff at Extreme tan and Smoothies for showing up and making it such a kick ass time and thanks for the giant hangover the following day.

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I am sure that most of you are getting sick and tired of the Insane Limos blog posts I keep making or there’s a few of you that are tired of reading about the Pink Hummer Limo or seeing pictures of it. I have to be honest, your going to have to deal with it for a litttle bit and chances are if your tired of it it’s because you haven’t been in it or you simply never will be in it, I get it and thats fine.

Juan, MS, Jenna, Jenna’s Friend, Amanda and Alexis after Flo Lounge. As you can see Jenna didn’t do so well.
Here’s a few pictures from Tuesday night when we took the Pink H2 out to Flo Lounge in feather Sound, this trip had some interesting turns to it like people that refuse to listen when you tell them they are too fucking drunk to drive! I will move on and toss that up to Amateur Drinking
hahah. Had a great time overall though hanging out with James, MS, Big Mike, Juan, Amanda, Alexis, Jenna and Jenna’s friend (I suck with names sorry).

Jenna’s friend, Amanda and Alexis
I still can’t fully figure out Flo Lounge just yet, I have been there a few times and they always treat me great there. I guess one of the things I don’t get is the lack of Bartenders, there’s plenty of people slamming drinks and getting ruined at that place so one would imagine that more Bartenders would mean more efficient drink turnaround time. Anyway what the hell do I know, either way I like the Music and my peeps from Wild 98.7 are always there. It was Naughty Nightie Night on Tuesday which I didn’t know until Alexis mentioned it, I think it was their first one and there were a few girls that took advantage of the Naughty Nightie Night. I do think if it wasn’t so cold out there would have been more girls that jumped into the moment, not that it matters because Im useless and don’t have any pictures of the nightie stuff anyway.
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This video is a quick video I filmed last night while we were out at Courtside Grill, The Slug, and the Oak Room. I actually filmed this in the parking lot and the lighting stinks. Watch the full video you don’t want to miss the cieling, and the shitty sounding base is due to the shitty video camera I used, the Audio and Video system in this Pink Hummer Limo is 100% Digital Audio and better yet I can plug the iPod in and I have my music for the rest of the night. Give Insane Limos a call it’s bookin fast 727-584-8888 or 1-888-91-LIMOS

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Ahhhh it’s been a while since I posted something with my boys from Blacc Wolf other than some party pictures and some other bullshit. What a better time to post the “Exclusive” first Video for the song “Extreme” off of the Florida Honnies Freeq Sessions CD. This footage in this video was filmed during the July 5th Florid Honnies release party at The Zone in Tarpon Springs, Florida.
ShafE finally got around to getting this footage edited with the video and got it over to me, I had a few rants and such to go through before I was able to get this posted. In this Blacc Wolf Video you will see a bunch of my boyz like Topp, Goody, ShafE, Lace, Big Drew, James, Jason, Danny and a sweet ass closing shot by MS and a piece of yours trully.
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Oh yeah… I need to get out and do this shit again it was a great time.

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This will be the final installment of pictures from the Florida Honnies Pool Party at the house, I put up somewhere around 350 pictures total from the event. If you want to see the rest of the pictures and the full length video than I would keep my eyes peeled on Florida Honnies.com because I am sure they will be putting them all up very soon.
As the night went on and people started to fade out instead of just relaxing and sitting back I came up with the bright idea to play some Beer Pong. The table was set… A Legendary battle between EJ and MS vs Topp and Goody of Blacc Wolf. I can’t tell you the experience of Topp and Goody but I will say that my partner claimed years and years of experience, and as for myself my titles speak louder than words. Extreme John 2007 Doubles Champion with The Ant, 11 straight wins and the title. 2008 kept my partner out of commission and in New York while I struggled to find a “worthy” opponent here to fill the void of The Ant. My travels had me meet up with MS for the epic battle.
Instead of providing the point by point breakdown I will simply say that MS and I were winning every single game….. Than it all kicked in, I believe it may have been a conspiracy to take down a legend of the sport… MS would go on to basically quit in the middloe of the competition (emotionally fo sho) and Topp and Goody would do anything they could to win… Including some “Illegal” or “Shady” game play. So take it from the Ultimate sore loser (me), I will plot and continue my search for the Ultimate partner and revenge will be sweet.
You can see this full Album here.

EJ, here is where I am drunk and happy BEFORE the actual Consipiracy begins.

Topp works on his “I did it” dance! hahahaha… I love ya baby!

Goody does a little celebrating after (in my eyes) he leaned 3/4 across the table to hit the shot (illegal.. Again)

And… While I was trying to pull off the “W” here’s my partner…. Must I say more?
Fact of the matter is it was a kick ass party, the girls all looked great, hanging out with my Brothers, Topp, Goody and Craze who I haven’t seen in a while kicked some serious ass. I can’t wait to get a rematch and I an assure you this time the story ends differently…… In all three games… Haha.

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