Yeah I said it and rightfully so, I just got done watching a funny ass video and instantly knew I had to post it. Ok to be honest I know I’m behind on this one but I don’t really give a shit, I think the video is hysterical and it’s almost as hysterical as the first time I read “I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.” Sorry but that’s some funny shit and it’s exactly what Kathy Griffin spewed out of her face during the CNN New Years Eve thing…. that pretty much no one watches anyway.

Seems Kathy was being heckled by some dildo in the crowd and in typical Kathy Griffin form she lashed out and hooked the guy up with a few comments. Of course media makes this the big news and if it wasn’t for the Gaza conflict this Kathy Griffin thing would have been 10x more blown out of proportion. A local paper that I have written about before called the TBT (it’s one of those try too hard to be trendy type of papers) and of course they had the big giant “Did she really say that!” In their Daily Dish section of the paper, this is where they usually bash Celebrities and try to come up with cute little names that they hope will stick.

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I would say that your looking at it but that wouldn’t be totally true. You see the design your looking at isn’t actually the finished design, you might ask why it’s not the finished design so I will elaborate. The design you are looking at is the old version with the fat lips toon of me with no closing toon on the bottom of the design like there should be. I ended up getting to a point with the designer where I couldn’t be bothered waiting for the never ending story to come to an end so I decided to just request to have the shit sent to me and we would do something with it…. Just what I fuckin thought I would have to do when I paid in full for the design on October 15th.

You see, back on October 15, 2008 I contacted Zuzana Designs in regards to having the EJ Blog re-done, along with a couple of new EJ toons as well. Back when I spoke with Zuzana she was very clear in saying that it would take a few weeks before the toon designer would have my toons done because he had two toons in front of me. Here is the actual quote from the conversation “Do you need an invoice as well .. I have to pay the toonist up front and he has 2 toons ahead of you as well, so it may be a few weeks till the toon is ready“.

Now no big deal right, a few would be about three weeks before completion one would think. Now as I sit here and write on December 23rd I find myself trying to figure out how many “a few” is. I also find myself still looking for a new Blog design and a Designer to do it. Im not sure I will leave this up longer than today because it’s not complete as it sits and my OCD would make me snap and erase the site at some point. The complete version of this design would have had a version of my cartoon up top with SMALLER Lips, and another version of a toon down at the bottom that had EJ standing with a couple of cartoon girls and the Insane Limos Pink H2.

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I have been meeting to write about this for a couple of weeks and completely forgot about it until today so I figured I better actually write it this time instead of just thinking about it. I was thumbing through this local free newspaper called the TBT, it’s a paper that borders on trying to be cool and trendy yet crosses the border and is often pretty annoying. One of the headlines on the paper was that Progress Energy (along with a couple of other local electric companies) were approved for a Rate Hike. Out of all of the companies that were approved for a Rate Hike, one company stood out like a sore thumb, Progress Energy.

Out of all the companies that actually got the approval for a Rate Hike, Progress Energy somehow was approved for something other than a Rate Hike, they were approved for Highway Robbery. Progress Energy got the approval to increase the cost of Electric by over 20%, think about that people…. OVER 20%, and if I am correct I believe it was something like 25% which in my eyes is hardly a Rate Hike, it’s a license to go ahead and stick it in people’s ass’s while they are hurting the most. I don’t give a flying ratts ass what anyone tells me there is no way anyone will justify a Rate Increase of over 20% to me, just not gonna happen.

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Take your average family’s bill and assume it is $100 a month, now that Bill is $120 a month or costing that family over an additional $240 a year in increased Electric bill costs. Move on to a larger house with somewhat of a larger electric bill let’s say $400 a month now your looking at $480 a month or an additional cost of over $800 per year. Where it gets really exciting is for business owners, or better yet let’s say a Tanning Salon company such as Extreme Tan and Smoothies. It’s a small business that operates on a small budget with 5 active locations in place by the Jan 2009 Extreme Tan and Smoothies will face the battle ahead of having 10 Electric Bills (2 per location) with an increase of yearly Electrical use increasing by over $20,000 a year. Yeah you read it right, an INCREASE of that much, not a total cost of $20,000. To give you an idea of what it will take to cover that cost without passing an increase on to our customers we would need to have at least 1,000+ new customers signup for a monthly tanning package at $19 a month (already a loss leader).

I have never been a fan of Progress Energy and honestly I have never had a good experience with any single “Customer Service” rep that I have spoken to over the last 5 years or so. This is a perfect example of exactly why Monopoly’s are bullshit, everything from Progress Energy to Brighthouse and Verizon. The fact is you simply cannot have one company in an entire region without them taking advantage of their power play. Fact of the matter is until there is another Electric company in the same area as Progress Energy, they will continue to have less than adequate service and they certainly won’t start showing any love to their customers because they have each of us by the Beans.

I dont have much time today to write another quality and amazing blog post for your pure enjoyment so I figured I would post a poll. I figured the poll should be in regards to how I broke my hand since everyone keeps asking and everyone has their own version of what happened.

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Have a great one and don’t forget to check out the new Insane Limos My Space and the Insane Limos You Tube page.