
Yeah I said it and rightfully so, I just got done watching a funny ass video and instantly knew I had to post it. Ok to be honest I know I’m behind on this one but I don’t really give a shit, I think the video is hysterical and it’s almost as hysterical as the first time I read “I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.” Sorry but that’s some funny shit and it’s exactly what Kathy Griffin spewed out of her face during the CNN New Years Eve thing…. that pretty much no one watches anyway.
Seems Kathy was being heckled by some dildo in the crowd and in typical Kathy Griffin form she lashed out and hooked the guy up with a few comments. Of course media makes this the big news and if it wasn’t for the Gaza conflict this Kathy Griffin thing would have been 10x more blown out of proportion. A local paper that I have written about before called the TBT (it’s one of those try too hard to be trendy type of papers) and of course they had the big giant “Did she really say that!” In their Daily Dish section of the paper, this is where they usually bash Celebrities and try to come up with cute little names that they hope will stick.

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Now that the Holidays have quickly blown by, and much like the year 2008 has for me it’s time to move forward and get ready for the New Years Eve Party mayhem and celebration that wraps up the Holiday season. Every year in the past I use to write this long ass post and reflect on all of the things from the years past, people always seem to like it. Problem is I just got done writing The Good, The Bad and The REAL Ugly review to close out the year and Im not sure I feel like getting into another million mile post.
I decided that instead of writing this really long ass boring year in review for 2008 in regards to my personal life I would just post a video blog,Im not big about the video blog or being on video so I abandoned that idea and here I sit ready to write, probably some boring ass thing.. Anyway here is my New Years Eve Blog for 2008 as we head into 2009 I wish you all a very Safe and Happy New Year and remember Don’t be an idiot, don’t drink and drive… Call Insane Limos instead. 727-584-8888
Ya know 2008 flew by and along with that might very well be the order of memories that should be drilled into my head from 2008. It was only a short year ago when Rage was all the Rage and the kid from Ohio along with some Sarcastic (Msacras) fuck did the building they promised with RSS Builders. Is was right around this same time that Extreme Tan and Smoothies took it’s very first step in a new and right direction, with true direction. As Rage continued to be all the Rage and the Original Extreme began to take steps in a Madonna like comeback direction it seemed 2008 was going to be a year of odd things to come back definitely good things to come. Life takes you down many different paths for many different reasons and Florida Honnies was one of those experiences, it took me down a path where I met good people like Topp and Goody, and got reacquainted with some good people like Lola (JB) that I hadn’t seen in forever. The experience also made me pay close attention and showed me just how fucking immature people can really be, and it’s usually the assholes that wanna scream about how mature they are.
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Happy Holidays
Just for the record, by nature I can’t stand Kanye West, I don’t typically listen to his music and I can’t stand how he cries like a baby.

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I have posted a few funny pictures and a few funny videos of Kennedy our English Bulldog Puppy, but I haven’t posted any updated videos of Reagan. Reagan is a lot like Kennedy as in they both have a ton of personality and do some weird things, probably one of my favorite things about the breed.
Kennedy and Reagan are constantly doing something hysterical and can easily put a smile on your face, even at the worst times (like Kennedy mud bogging). This video is a very short video clip of Reagan, one night he decided to rest his head on His Aunt’s Laptop and fall asleep. Usually Reagan sits in one spot and falls asleep standing up, it’s pretty funny looking because it’s as if he just refuses to lay down. Either way here’s a short video of our English Bulldog Puppy Reagan.
English Bulldog Falls Asleep Standing Up
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It’s the Wednesday before Turkey Day (gobble gobble) and much like the rest of the world I am getting ready for the big feeding and a day of Football with the Family. Instead of posting my Grandma’s favorite recipes or whats on the menu for tomorrow I figured I would spare you the boredum and post a funny video of our English Bulldog Kennedy.
This is a video I filmed one day when I was standing in the kitchen and I heard what sounded like Reagan and Kennedy fighting, they fight often so I walked in there to see what the issue was. When I walked into the room I noticed it was Kennedy by herself growling and barking at herself. I wish I had the video camera ready the day before when she faced a corner and growled and got pissed off for about 10 minutes before she realized there was no one there except her. She’s a little on the loopy side to say the least, anyway enjoy the video and I will see you tomorrow.
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This is a short video I took while out in the Insane Limos Barbie Pink H2 Hummer Limousine about a week ago. This was the same night that I filmed the Interior Pink H2 Video that I posted when we went to Courtside Grill, The Slug, Mr. Bigg and the Oak Room.
This you tube video of the exterior of our Pink H2 just shows the exterior strobe lights and what the limousine looks like at night or what it would look like at night waiting for you to come out of a local area bar or club.
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Kennedy has been doing this weird thing lately where it looks like she is either wanting to itch her ears and cant reach or get balanced to do it or where it looks like she is itching her ass. It always cracks me up and ive been wanting to get a video of it, all though this video doesnt show how persistent she is with the little ass shake motion. I think it’s safe to say Kennedy doesn’t like the camera that much, but once she gets closer to the sliding glass door she gets into the rocking motion pretty good.
For the new readers of the Extreme John blog this is our female Bulldog Kennedy she is a little over 8 months at this point and getting bigger by the second. I need to shoot some more videos of Kennedy she has a weird personality and she’s a super bitch, it’s her way or no way. Her and Reagan also do this thing where they lay on their backs and gobble like Turkey’s at each other, kinda like two alien puppies talking in some other language.

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Been a little Extreme and Insane around here lately, between the broken hand, Extreme Tan and Smoothies stuff and the phenom known as the Insane Limos Barbie Pink H2 Hummer Limousine. I think I have been out more in this past week than I have in the past three months put together and it’s been a blast. The response to the New Insane Limo is amazing, thank you for all of the kind words.
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This video is a quick video I filmed last night while we were out at Courtside Grill, The Slug, and the Oak Room. I actually filmed this in the parking lot and the lighting stinks. Watch the full video you don’t want to miss the cieling, and the shitty sounding base is due to the shitty video camera I used, the Audio and Video system in this Pink Hummer Limo is 100% Digital Audio and better yet I can plug the iPod in and I have my music for the rest of the night. Give Insane Limos a call it’s bookin fast 727-584-8888 or 1-888-91-LIMOS

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Sorry these made me piss my pants I had to post them. It’s amazing to me how stupid some people really can be.
Priceless funny Treadmill Accident Videos
This guy should just be locked in a cage

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Holy crap I have gotten some hot pictures before and some girls have really gone out of their way to create a pretty sexy tribute to Extreme John but wow….. This is really something special.
I was sitting innocently on my Lappie tonight and Lace sends me this link and says it’s for me, knowing Lace I knew it could have been anything and was on gaurd prior to clicking the link. Little did I realize when I clicked the innocent You tube Video link I would be subject to a surprise half naked Lace… yeah I said it be careful! Than it was on to reading the title and wondering why I was here, being violated. Than the title said it all “Lace Nipple Wax” I just had to watch and wait, wait for the biggest girlie scream I could possibly hear… I wanted it to be blistering, if the scream was just right I was ready to become one with the floor and laugh my ass off as I rolled around on it. Press Play
Feel free to send in a little video to EJ I will be more than happy to post it, and big props to Big Lace, sportin the new rug and now nipple hair free! Thanks for the video bro!

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