Fat Rosie O’Donnell

So im reading one of my local papers from today, they have a section called The Juice, Im addicted to this section for whatever reason. It’s all about celebrity news, they are typically bashing Britney Spears on a daily basis (ever since they gave up on Lindsay Lohan), however when they arent bashing Brit they have some other stuff in there that keeps me busy while I eat my lunch.

Today there was an article in there about Rosie O’donnell being offered a show on MSNBC that would go up against Larry King. I thought to myself.. Why? Is there really that many morons out there that would watch this dumb bitches show? I mean really, at the very least she is extremely annoying, when she was on The View she was at least controlled a little bit, but by putting her ona  show where she can call her actions “Journalism” the lard ass will be able to pretty much spew whatever trash she wants to.

Now in closing I can see a station like Fox News wanting her there, I mean since just about all of their other dedicated shows are full of the most conservative assholes on the planet, having her there would be a fit like a glove, but having her on MSNBC would suck, I actually like having that news channel on in the background once in a while. If I ever had it on in the background and by accident her show started I might very well be forced to jump out of a window and end it all.

I beg you MSNBC PLEASE no Rosie, the world is a better place when she doesnt have access to speak.

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