This is going to be a quick follow up to my rant in regards to “Thanks for the stupid ticket Jackass” rant. Before I get to the bottom line I do have a quick message for Deputy Dickhead D.K #5020… I know in your little world you were trying to play many parts, Mr. Stud for the female officer that was in your car, Mr. Wiseass for your dumb ass comments, and Mr. Long short dick trying to make yourself feel better by acting like a penis at every turn. The one part I tried to tell you that you would play in the end is the part of Mr. Moron.
See D.K you thought I was kidding when I said, “My laser jammer is doing greatn since none of you guys caught me speeding in 2+ years.” or when I said, “I wasn’t going to be going to court.” Instead of being self involved and trying to make your stubby little piece feel bigger you should have listened, because I tried to tell you.
My court date is set for May 7th, I gave my lawyer a quick shout on Friday and he got back to me yesterday afternoon. What pfficer #5020 D.K didn’t realize is that the way he wrote the ticket he left it wide open for a loop hole, that loop hole couldn’t make me happier. So with all of Officer D.K’s efforts at trying to make me miserable and make himself feel better, actually have me laughing. No ticket to pay, nothing on my record, and most importantly Mr. Officer just like I told you NO COURT, you didn’t believe me which is fine, but when you show up to court next Thursday you won’t be seeing me there.
Enjoy yourself, look around for the spikey haired guy that didn’t give a flying fuck about being pulled over by you, nor did I give a shit that you wrote me such a pathetic ticket. You know your an asshole when you have to go out of your way to be an asshole, you know your an asshole when even the laywer says you were being nothing more than an asshole. Everyone that wrote in or contacted me on Icq or posted on The Tan forum pretty much agree’s your an asshole. This is no surprise to Mr. Officer he knows he is an asshole, but instead maybe what he should know or learn is if he’s going to take the time to pull over someone. sit his lazy ass in a parking lot,k make a bunch of douche bag comments you think you would learn how to write a fucking ticket the right way. Shithead. I win.
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I don’t really think the officer cares about you going to court.
Relax. It’s just a ticket
Did the lawyer cost you more then the fine on the ticket?
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So… what was the loophole? Was he just slack or do you have a secret weapon? Apparently, even asshole policy enforcers make mistakes. Just because he is incompetent doesn’t mean he has to also be a jerk. Great rant!
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It’s a ticket. Let it go.
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@Stucco, haha. It’s been let go, it was like a year ago. Maybe more.
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LOL, I HATE Cops, and stupid laws Brother! America is becoming a Police State with the new law enforcement technology! These fuks can bust anyone they want in Tampa, lie, and have it stick most of the time. Fight the Police, beat their ass in court!
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