By now it’s safe to say that most of you know that professional golfer Tiger Woods has been all over the news over the last week or so after he carefully snuggled his shiny Cadillac Escalade up to a tree in Orlando Florida, this of course after he checked the vehicle clearance by driving it over a fire hydrant. Tiger has shown us all that even if in the most expensive neighborhoods you can still find a way to enjoy some four wheeling from time to time, go get’em Tiger!
Anyway, I am here with some disturbing news for those of you that have been latched on to the Tiger Woods madness lately, for those of you that live under a rock you might want to check out the latest Tiger Woods news. In the event you don’t feel like going through a few hundred articles I’ll save you some time, word on the streets is that Tiger has been nailing just about every blonde girl on earth and his wife isn’t too excited about it either.
Sadly, I have more terrible news for Tigers wife.
Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Picture
I am Tiger Woods 10th mistress.
I know it sounds crazy to most of you and I know that many of you are probably wondering if he use to stuff me behind a Perkins trash bin after work like mistress number eight claims he use to do to her, or maybe your concerned that he use to get me all hoped up on Ambien before some crazy S&M sex and hair pulling. Luckily for me I was more of a trophy mistress, you know…. arm candy.
The list of Tiger Woods mistress’s and the claims from woman that he use to hook up with them are sure to keep creeping out of the wood work, I wouldn’t doubt it if he never met half of the girls that claim he use to use them for sex. It’s pretty amazing to me some of the things that people will come out and say when there’s a few hundred million on the line, some of the “mistress’s” claim he likes to pull hair, and some claim that he’s just as much of a tiger in the bedroom as he is on the golf course. Of course all of these little extra details that no one needs to know simply increase the amount of woman that would be willing to let Tiger go another 18 holes.
Don’t expect to see me giving interviews to the National Enquirer or to US Weekly explaining the crazy details of our relationship, unlike those other bitches this bitch will keep his mouth shut. Oh wait, might be a little too late for that. Hopefully no one reads this crap.
Are people really that surprised by all of these claims? Do people really believe everything that they hear? Leave a comment and let me know your thoughts on the Tiger Woods situation, or better yet congratulate me for being number 10 and wish me luck on cashing in.
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I’m glad I’m not famous.
NoBogies @Golf Store´s last blog ..Find Courses – Book Tee Times – Save on Green Fees 
@NoBogies @Golf Store, it’s nice to see that someone appreciates my angle on the situation.
Who cares who he sleeps with? Who cares what he does in his personal life, I don’t even like golf but I can respect the guys ability, it hardly means I expect him to lead me through life as a personal mentor. Insanity with people these days, has anyone considered for one second that MAYBE… JUST MAYBE… his wife knows and could care less about it? Not saying it’s reality, but who the heck knows what their personal arrangments are, and all the a$$holes that want an apology or can’t wait to see him roast based on the news they hear is just pathetic.
Thank you for taking the time to leave a comment, I appreciate it.
I stopped paying attention to the Tiger news last Wednesday. Now it’s becoming practically impossible to avoid it. Am I the only one that doesn’t care about who he slept with and why he crashed his car?
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@Mike from Daily Shot Of Coffee, EXXXXXACTLY!!! Who gives a $hit who he’s pounding? Isn’t that something that should be between him and his wife anyway? As for his Escalade, good for him. He paid for it and if he wants to drive it through the front doors of one of the many homes he owns than so be it.
So many people are so willing to jump on the “he should lose his endorsements”, or “he should apologize or address the public”… Why? His endorsements were earned based on his athletic ability, not based on who’s hair he is pulling. Every idiot that thinks he needs to lose those deals is…. well.. an idiot
Damn you John !! Thanks a lot now that you exposed yourself that will drag me into the fire also. What should I do with the recording from that night?
If Tigers goons come after me what should I do? Lets see who has deeper pockets EJ or TW.
Did you hear that he had a pre-nup thats caps here cashing out at
300 MILLION.
Great post, but who really cares about another rich and famous sports person nailing more broads that me meets out of town.
@SafariDave, as for the video and you “claiming” to be number 11 I think when his goons come you just ask for a check, nothing different than everyone else jumping all over him.
As for who cares? Waaaaaaaaaay too many people, most of which have nothing to do with it and can only dream that he would have pegged them too.
So it looks like I will be the first women to reply to this blog and let me just say for the record I agree with every previous comment.
Is anyone really shocked that he is not the “clean cut” athlete that he was made out to be? I guarantee you that many athletes are cheating on they’re wives and they are just better at keeping it a secret than Tiger was.
I don’t care how many mistresses he had nor do I feel he owes anyone besides his wife and family an apology. He broke the vows of marriage time and time again. And whether he had 3 mistresses or 10 it shouldn’t matter. They are all money hungry slobs who knew exactly what they were doing. And you just knew the women who released all those texts and voicemails was just holding on to them just to release at the right moment.
Jennifer´s last blog ..Jen_Savasta: @whitelotus01 Ahhh I want that too! Mothers usually jump on things when they are told to get something. Does he have an ipod?
@Jennifer, such a great point Jenn and thank you for commenting.
So what your saying here is that not every woman just happens to record every conversation and save every text? I thought that was the norm. Your so right, who the heck saves text messages, voice mails and recordings and better yet who saves them for years? Pretty sad.
As for the athletes I would be willing to venture out and say that more than 60% probably have something going on, another great point. You need to comment more, you have great feedback
All these stuff gave me 2 very profound lessons to remember if ever I become rich and famous:
1 – Always have 2 cellphones. One is for the wife and family, the other is for ‘the others’.
2 – Use a voice-changer gadget when calling anyone other than your family and your agents.
Seriously, Tiger should have just accepted the fact that once married, a man should bear the agony of the disease called ‘one-gina’ for life.
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@James Moralde, your going at it some KGB style right there. haha.
I hope you’re proud of yourself – you is just another ho now
Yeah I’m glad I don’t watch tv otherwise I might have to break the thing. The world is so dumbed down the only thing easy for the average person to understand is garbage like this. It’s pretty frustrating that the top news maker is a dude who can’t keep his pants on.
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@Alan @ Glass Pipes, isn’t that pretty sad is right. Let’s latch on to someone else’s current worst moment and drive him further into the ground instead of the family being able to handle their own business.
I don’t know…all I can say is if there’s smoke, there’s fire.
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Hahahahaha!! Loved it.
In response to the “where there’s smoke there’s fire,” comment, I have just two things to say:
1.) No doubt the man has likely cheated on his wife, but it gets to a point where people are just latching onto the idea of that story to earn themselves a little fame, and maybe some settlement money along the way, without any actually justification.
2.) Even if Tiger Woods can’t keep it in his pants, and betrays his wife with every step he takes, how is that the business of anyone but the couple?
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@Hard Rocking South African@Music Judge, very well put brother.
I could never answer for everyone else, but I think the assumptions are true. Based on the scene of his neighborhood wreck I’d have to believe he was caught red handed. When things don’t add up like that did, there’s always going to be questions and judgement. I don’t think it’s any of our business, but it comes with the territory. That shit about you being his mistress was pretty funny LMAO. Interesting post
Son of a @#$*! [I hit a button and my comment just disappeared]
I do think it’s a possibility that he just cracked. I mean, we put so much pressure on people to perform in a certain manner. Why? Personally, I think we as a society [not all, but many] like to point out the flaws in others [and harp on it] to feel better about ourselves. I don’t care what he did, if he did it, or why he did it. I do think whoever thought it was a good idea to talk about the money he wants to give his wife so she will stay should be fired. Sure, throw salt on the wound there buddy.
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@Anne, yeah some of the stuff that leaks out of these camps is unreal to me, it’s like blirting things out that involve others is the most exciting thing going on.
I am pretty sure you are not the last one John
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@ZXT, not the last but the sexiest as far as “eye candy” goes.
It is sooo outrageous. I am #11 oh no wait I’m not blonde!
Anyway, all Tiger said is he is sorry for his transgressions. Until he or his wife stand in front of a camera crew and says he cheated; let alone cheated with the skanks that are literally too lazy to get up off their knees (present company excluded), I believe none of it.
I’m not saying it’s not true, I’m just saying until the Tiger speaks it’s all a lie.
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@Ms. Freeman@Baby Steps of an Internet Entreprenuer, I certainly like that approach over believing everything we hear about it that’s for sure.
Funny post
But hey, with a name like “Tiger”, you’re bound to do “some stuff”
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@Klaus @ TechPatio, blame his parents thats the way to go with it. They did name him that after all.
This would be the perfect time for Steve Williams, Tiger’s caddy to come out with a tell-all book, about how he lined up all these chicks for Tiger like some kind of tour pimp, you know he did it, Steve Williams is his closest confident and what the hell, Steve has already made millions carrying Tigers bag around (the golf bag, not the wife) so he could cash in his chips right now. Go back to NZ, live out his days on his own golf course. And what does Mark O’Meara know about all this, Tiger’s other best friend.
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@Payson Web, chances are that caddy and that best friend are built differently than the other people involved in this circus, not to mention they might see more opps in future bag carrying cash.
@Extreme John,
Yeah and if he ever make a book about it Tiger will buy them all and burn it
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Idea for a new “reality” golf show like Big Break just came to me.
Pimp My Pro – a show with ex-tour caddies that talk about their “bags” and how they did everything for them from scoring drugs to screening women that want to score a golf pro. Some subjects are still too hot to touch and this might be one of them.
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@Payson Web, that might be one of the best reality show concepts ever, certainly better than half the crap that’s out there now.
Hm…….you must be a white lady that is probably a cocktail waitress
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@Personal Massager, only at night.
I agree with james moralde and its quite useful if one is using two cell phones especail one is for family members and the other for others.
heard a lot about tiger woods news in these day. he really have tons of problems . hope he can pass it well
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@EarningStep, he’s catching a pretty good media beating right about now, he might just snap soon.
Yeah sure I have heard of Tiger Woods. I play golf too but my handicap is so high that the only mistress wannabees out there who would claim to have done me are those that did not succeed in getting what they wanted with many other celebs, haha. Believe it or not, but you are breaking the news for me, that’s how interested I am with all these apparent mistresses that Mr Woods is dealing with… Thing about these stories is that the media makes tons of moolahs with this, even if they are fabricated… Maybe this will end up being an X-File like many others
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hahaha!
I really don’t know how Tiger got away with it for so long; and since you wrote this post another one has been added to the score card!
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I am not really surprise that he had so many mistresses… most stars have :P
However his bad luck it has become a “Web Series” lol.
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That is what money will do. I am sure that many girls or mistresses will claim that tiger was tiger in bed and blah blah blah…….all for money.
BTW I have got the thesis theme now. I need to learn few things about thesis before I try it on my website. I’ll catch you if I need some help.
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I’m just waiting patiently for the news of even more coming out of the wood work, I know Tiger is famous but come on there are limits surely! A few more and he’ll have one for every hole on a golf course!
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@Karen @ Blazing Minds,
Maybe he’ll even surpass it.
John, you’re no blond! If I didn’t know you better, I would think you are just making this up.
But, seriously, isn’t is nice that, no matter how much money somebody makes, he/she still has problems, just like everybody else. If you think money will solve problems, you just don’t know. Money doesn’t always solve money problems! Sometimes it just makes it worse!
I agree wholeheartedly with your main point: Whose business is it, except his and his wife’s?
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@Keith@Norman Rockwell Art, now that the big bad Tiger is up to 13 girls I still don’t seem to care, I think it sucks that he’s stepping away from golf and I’m not even a golf fan.
Unless him and his wife play golf as a “sexual game” with each other, I don’t see why he needs to stop playing golf…. Maybe stop nailing other woman, but not stop playing golf.
Well, whatever secret plan to destroy Tiger was, it worked. Tiger is laying off golf for an ‘indefinite’ period of time.
Morality aside, I guess money and power always comes laden with ‘decay.’
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@Darrin@Modern Street, looks like your right Darrin. Thank you for taking the time to comment I appreciate it.
Tiger admitted about his “infidelity” so I guess we can scrap the “don’t believe anything until Tiger himself say so”.
@MichaelR, hey maybe now that he admitted to it, some of the exciting sting that mainstream media was getting from it will start to pull back.
Well, golf might not be the same without Tiger anymore. So – not good for golf.
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I have mixed feelings about the whole thing. He’s Tiger on one hand and could probably continue to do what he’s done. But then there’s being a responsible husband on the other hand.
@Steve, he def. fails at the responsible hubby concept.
I can’t believe I’m commenting on a Tiger Woods post. I hate golf and don’t care to be famous or screw famous. I could care less if he’s married and faithful or married and a dawg (do they still say that?).
My take on the whole thing is more on the “I wanna be a famous Tiger mistress” 10 minutes of fame/lack of self respect deal.
I really hope people one day go back to keeping their dirty laundry in the laundry basket and off the 6:00 news.
Too much attention seeking like those idiots that crashed the white house party, now they are running around “no commenting” and wearing sunglasses like they weren’t ASKING for the attention to begin with.
Dumb.
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@dwippy@dofollow blog list, haha so true. Look at me look at me… I screwed everyone. Kind of crazy, it needs to stay in the laundry basket like you said and thank you for taking the time to leave a comment I appreciate it
LMAO
The tabloids are really going to hang on to this news for as long as possible. I’m sure Britney’s somewhere on her knees thanking the Lord God Almighty that she ain’t the one in the “spotlight” right now.
In a way I feel for the guy. Most Americans are full of cr*p and are bloody hypocrites. It’s nobody’s business what the guy does with his life. It’s a family thing and should be handled as such and not strewn all over the dailies.
Anyway I know this kind of shit ain’t gon be news here in Africa. He’ll even get a medal. LOL. Reminds me of one of our indigenous singers who’s got 5 baby mommas and ain’t married yet!
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