Oddly enough I was thumbing through this mornings TBT which is a local free newspaper publication here in Florida. I say oddly enough because in today’s day and age newspapers are getting crushed by the instant information available on the web, add Twitter to the mix and newspapers are almost useless. The TBT is one of those newspapers that is a little more trendy (or tries to be) than most newspapers brands out there, it’s also very convenient because it is sitting in front of the office door every morning.
As I ripped through the pages of the TBT a story in the “World” section of the daily newspaper caught my eye, it was titled “Home is a rockin, So Cops come a knockin”. How could I possibly pass up on a story with a crafty little title like that? I couldn’t which is exactly why I continued to read on, an interesting little story it became and it even caused me to chuckle out loud…. Until I read the last line of the story, the last line of the story blew me away. In short neighbors recently called the police in regards to the very loud noises they heard during this woman’s sex romp with her husband. For those of you that might be confused, the lady screams like a freak during sex. Period.
Caroline Cartwright was jailed for breaching court orders that required her to stop screaming when having sex with her husband Steve.
Loading ...Not only did Caroline Cartwright receive a court order for the crazy sex noises she makes that disturb her less exciting neighbors, but they have charged her with three counts of breaching that order. Recording equipment was setup outside of the Cartwright’s room and captured loud spanking and screaming noises during their sex encounters, this valuable evidence was captured in all 23 recordings.
I can understand the neighbors being irritated and more than annoyed at the constant loud sex sessions, especially if the neighbors aren’t envolved in the same exciting activities. The funny part about this story is the story itself, one of the crazy things about the story is the fact that they can’t stop the sex fiend from being so loud AND the fact that she is actually in jail because of it. Is it really nescessary to lock someone because they need a ball gag shoved in their trap during sex? is it really terrible that she likes a good spanking and expresses it with obvious mind blowing screaming? I personally don’t feel that jail is the answer for this particular crime, I am sure that plenty of you will disagree (really?) with my opinion. On the flip side it might not be a bad idea if Caroline Cartwright and her husband Steve find a way to control Caroline’s trap during their little love affair sessions. Leave a comment and let me know your thoughts.
BTW the very sexy girl in the picture is NOT Caroline Cartwright…. or her husband Steve, instead it is the very hot Carmen Luvana.
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Wow! Thats a crazy story. Jail time for loud sex come on! Someone need to tell the neighbors to mind there on damn business and shut the hell up! Maybe a fine but jail! The police have more important thing to do then tell people to turn down there sex noises. I think Mrs. Cartwright should start here own website is she’s that loud and kinky.
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She cant even get nailed in the privacy of her own home without people crying about it, imagine if she started a website? Forget about it (Italian voice)!
It is fitting for a wacked out Wednesday thats for sure.
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John, this was the best post I’ve ever read. LOL. A lady screaming during s*x, arrests, passion, etc. Awesome. But you’re right, she’s enjoying herself and people bitch about it. Crazy. But the pic was hot dude!
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haha glad you liked the picture of Carmen Luvana, she’s super hot and I wanted to give the picture a different look. I truly have zero graphics skills so that’s probably the best you’ll see from me. Haha. I guess someone making noise while doing the nasty is much more important than, murder, drug arrests, and just about everything else. Ridiculous.
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I read this today and thought of the number of times I’ve heard my neighbors, of thought they might have heard me. Possibly annoying? Sure. Worth getting tossed into jail for? No.
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Extreme John (4094 comments.) Reply:
April 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@Camile without a doubt I can see it getting annoying, jail for that is a bit crazy to me.
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Sheesh. Good thing I don’t have any neighbors close by, I’d definitely be in jail!
I agree with TCC, that pic is smokin’ hot! I like 
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Extreme John (4094 comments.) Reply:
April 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@Christina I had no idea!!! Lil freak ;) Just about every Carmen Luvana picture is hot I can’t take credit for that.
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So much for freedom of speech. Funny how nothing ever comes of a domestic disturbance.
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Extreme John (4094 comments.) Reply:
April 30th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
@Michael thank you for commenting I appreciate it, I have become an instant fan of your blog btw!
Yeah someone please explain to me how that makes any sense what so ever, for example Chris Brown beat Rhianna pretty badly in my opinion… I read in the paper today he wants the charges dropped… Mind you he still has not spent any time in jail. Craziness.
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What a waste of tax payer dollars! There are more important things out there for police, lawyers, & judges to be doing with their time and our money!
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Extreme John (4094 comments.) Reply:
April 30th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
@Leigh at least this is a case based in the UK and not here in the US, regardless though I think for any judicial system to lock someone up for being too loud during sex is pretty ridiculous.
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Thats insane. How can you jail someone for that reason? Their neighbours should get a life.
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Yah my neighbors are always complaining and yelling at me
but they have never called to Police.
I always tell them to turn up the radio and
stop looking over my fence if they dont want to hear or see it.
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Extreme John (4094 comments.) Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:30 pm
@SafariDave, haha.
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