Pathetic Asshole

by Extreme John on October 10, 2008 |

I have been wanting to post this for a while but I haven’t really had the chance to get’er done. This is a little piece of Fan mail I received after doing a mass friend request on My Space, the best part is I actually know this persons friend very well and of course the person writing the fan mail has no clue about me. Since I feel like I am the crusader for pointing out assholes and asshole moves (aside from the ones I make) I figured it would be important to post this My Space message and have a chuckle about it.

Here is the exchange of messages on My Space:

—————– Original Message —————–
From: katee cav.
Date: Sep 14, 2008 6:56 PM

guys like you. you are a pathetic ass whole who views women as objecs. I’m disgusted with assfucks like you. do everyone a favor and walk into traffic.

-katee

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Extreme John. com
Date: Sep 14, 2008 7:17 PM

And honestly the thought that you would take the time to write someone a dumb ass message like that is hysterical to me. I see shit everyday I can’t stand on the web, last thing I would waste my time doing is writing people about it. Thats a true assfuck and maybe you should do everyone a favor and find something more useful to do than sit on my space and write strangers because you haven’t figured out the world yet and think you know it all at the ripe old age of 17, very funny.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: katee cav.
Date: Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM

maybe you should find something better to do with your time then be a fucking lurker and add little girls on myspace>

and thats “true as fuck” statemnt

You see boys and girls the above letter is the perfect example of why you should “ASK” before you “ASSUME” anything, not to mention if your going to write someone and try to rip them you should at least have a clue how to spell ASSHOLE (ass whole?)! You see little KC as much as I would love to have agreed and said I was stalking you I just can’t lie, unlike you who thinks they know me enough to judge me I am not confused I know that I don’t know enough about your looks to “lurk” you, and let’s be honest the only thing that’s “Little Girl” about you is your knowledge of the word and what goes on in it…. Oh and your spelling ability screams “Little Girl” too, but thats ok us “Old Folk” realize it’s your best effort and we are willing to accept it.

The funny part about this is one of your friends has been a good friend of mine for a long time, actually their entire family has been for years. Can you imagine? I can’t believe your friend knows some “ass whole” like me, that must make her an “ass whole” too right? Fact of the matter is chances are we would never be in the same place so you will never know what kind of person I am and based on your messages I am sure I would be over joyed to be around someone like you. Perhaps you have big dreams of surfing My Space and writing people that aren’t like you and changing the world one My Space viewer at a time, and if so than I wish you the best of luck. If you were having a shitty day and decided to jump on My Space and write someone you don’t know out of nowhere and call them a stalker because it makes you feel better about yourself, well than good luck with that too I am sure your future Husband or Live In will appreciate that side of you. Instead of the two previous options if you want aim to tke down everyone thats not like you or doesn’t go by the things you agree with why don’t you start a forum, put up a billboard, stand on a roadside with a sign, I don’t know do something though… Until than I will kindly wait for your apology message in a few years when you grow up and realize that not everyone can be exactly alike, imagine if we were? Than everyone would spell ass whole all fucked up.

On a side note it did find Kateeeee’s page pretty fucking funny, she’s going to rip me and try to be miss goody two shoes has this on her page: “..”I never fought a war on drugs, I’ve never done shit on drugs except play halo 2″”"…… Drugs are bad mmmmmmmmk.

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Christina Bledsoe January 26, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Aww a lil myspace dummy how cute 8O

Christina Bledsoe’s last blog post..Kelly Osbourne Checks Herself Into Rehab

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Extreme John February 5, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Yeah funny part about this My Space idiot is that recently I noticed something different about her My Space, I almost wrote about it and called the bitch out on it but through the last year she has earned enough of my time. Ive moved on from playin with the little kid.

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Ryan February 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm

I bet she lost her mind.

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Adam February 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Well kids do turn up ugly sometime.

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Tyler February 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Don’t we have something better to discuss here.

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Tyler February 7, 2009 at 4:13 pm

You really roughed up.

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Max February 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm

This is really rude statement from her.

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Cameron February 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm

She loves you and hates you , because you don’t pay her attention.

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Owen February 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm

That was nasty.

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Conner February 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Myspace sometime turn very very ugly.

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Harrison February 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

I remember someone posted these sort of nasty messages to all of my friends. It was pretty bad.

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Nathan February 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

The new design is awesome.

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Ben February 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

I agree with you on this.

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Ben February 7, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Dump the girls 101.

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Henry February 7, 2009 at 4:18 pm

102?

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Archie February 7, 2009 at 4:18 pm

This is really rude stuff.

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Edward February 7, 2009 at 4:19 pm

She will realize after 4 or 6 years.

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Michael February 7, 2009 at 4:19 pm

She is kid, leave her for good.

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Aaron February 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm

I expected some more rant from you.

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Muhammad February 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Something insane , that’s what I was expecting from your blog.

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Noah February 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Rudity 101

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kateecav. May 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm

this was taken out of context and you didn’t put up the entire message. Im honestly offended. Jut because you know my friends doesn’t mean you know me. you caught me ona bad day and some of the thing that led to that statement would be very useful to these people posting their incite about me. because they would think muchhhh differently.

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Extreme John May 4, 2009 at 5:45 pm

@kateecav. hey I can’t imagine what your offended about, shit I just tried to add you as a friend on My Space and you decided to write me a message and be waaaaaaaay more nasty than I could have been in my post. The fact is I DID post the entire message, and honestly your initial message to me was really hard for me to take out of context, I mean really…. read what you wrote and tell me who should be more offended!

I apologize for your bad day, everyone has them and most people make corrections when they realize they had a bad day. You could have very easily ignored my friend request and had a nice life, instead you choose to message me and message some very nasty statements at that. You could have taken a step back or thought about it after my initial response to you, you could have again dropped it and moved on. Instead you choose to attack me again.

I am truly sorry if you don’t like people’s comments to my posts, I don’t control that they do. My intention was not to hurt your feelings or make you feel or look shitty, my intentions were to vent over the bullshit you said to me. You vented on your bad day, I vented on mine. Better yet if it was taken out of context why not explain how it should have been taken? Explain what you meant as opposed to how I screwed it up and took being called a stalker out of context?

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