I have been wanting to post this for a while but I haven’t really had the chance to get’er done. This is a little piece of Fan mail I received after doing a mass friend request on My Space, the best part is I actually know this persons friend very well and of course the person writing the fan mail has no clue about me. Since I feel like I am the crusader for pointing out assholes and asshole moves (aside from the ones I make) I figured it would be important to post this My Space message and have a chuckle about it.

Here is the exchange of messages on My Space:

—————– Original Message —————–
From: katee cav.
Date: Sep 14, 2008 6:56 PM

guys like you. you are a pathetic ass whole who views women as objecs. I’m disgusted with assfucks like you. do everyone a favor and walk into traffic.

-katee

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Extreme John. com
Date: Sep 14, 2008 7:17 PM

And honestly the thought that you would take the time to write someone a dumb ass message like that is hysterical to me. I see shit everyday I can’t stand on the web, last thing I would waste my time doing is writing people about it. Thats a true assfuck and maybe you should do everyone a favor and find something more useful to do than sit on my space and write strangers because you haven’t figured out the world yet and think you know it all at the ripe old age of 17, very funny.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: katee cav.
Date: Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM

maybe you should find something better to do with your time then be a fucking lurker and add little girls on myspace>

and thats “true as fuck” statemnt

You see boys and girls the above letter is the perfect example of why you should “ASK” before you “ASSUME” anything, not to mention if your going to write someone and try to rip them you should at least have a clue how to spell ASSHOLE (ass whole?)! You see little KC as much as I would love to have agreed and said I was stalking you I just can’t lie, unlike you who thinks they know me enough to judge me I am not confused I know that I don’t know enough about your looks to “lurk” you, and let’s be honest the only thing that’s “Little Girl” about you is your knowledge of the word and what goes on in it…. Oh and your spelling ability screams “Little Girl” too, but thats ok us “Old Folk” realize it’s your best effort and we are willing to accept it.

The funny part about this is one of your friends has been a good friend of mine for a long time, actually their entire family has been for years. Can you imagine? I can’t believe your friend knows some “ass whole” like me, that must make her an “ass whole” too right? Fact of the matter is chances are we would never be in the same place so you will never know what kind of person I am and based on your messages I am sure I would be over joyed to be around someone like you. Perhaps you have big dreams of surfing My Space and writing people that aren’t like you and changing the world one My Space viewer at a time, and if so than I wish you the best of luck. If you were having a shitty day and decided to jump on My Space and write someone you don’t know out of nowhere and call them a stalker because it makes you feel better about yourself, well than good luck with that too I am sure your future Husband or Live In will appreciate that side of you. Instead of the two previous options if you want aim to tke down everyone thats not like you or doesn’t go by the things you agree with why don’t you start a forum, put up a billboard, stand on a roadside with a sign, I don’t know do something though… Until than I will kindly wait for your apology message in a few years when you grow up and realize that not everyone can be exactly alike, imagine if we were? Than everyone would spell ass whole all fucked up.

On a side note it did find Kateeeee’s page pretty fucking funny, she’s going to rip me and try to be miss goody two shoes has this on her page: “..”I never fought a war on drugs, I’ve never done shit on drugs except play halo 2″”"…… Drugs are bad mmmmmmmmk.