I have decided I would start a new weekly series called “Smackable”, it’s basically a simple segment where I am going to post on something that I feel makes someone….. well… Smackable. Sometimes there is nothing better than a nice open hand wake the hell up, SMACK! Not closed fist violent stuff, im talking the things that black and white movies were made of back in the day, Jane was out of control and next think you know SMACK, someone would throw a little smack out there and get the persons attention. Ok maybe it was just one black and white movie from back in the day and I honestly have no idea who the characters in the movie were but regardless he smacked her real quick like and straightened her ass right out… MAGIC.
Now with my Smackable series I am not really looking to set anyone straight or work any kind of Magic, instead Im simply looking for a chance to bring something up that pisses me off and call it something cute like “Smackable!” See, simple.
One thing that is not cute by any means is a parent that smokes with their kid in the car, any age kid really. It just annoys the shit out of me and honestly it’s probably one of the shittiest things a parent can do. Im sure I have a list of all kinds of things I do that other people would love to call me out on, only difference is I will call myself out on that shit too… Those people don’t have the balls to call themselves out for shit. Moving on let’s get back to very disrespectful act of lighting a big fat ciggy with your kid in the car seat in the back… Good times… Fuckin loser, without a doubt your Smackable and here’s why.
Loading ...Unlike your dumb ass who has a choice to smoke or not to smoke, your child does not have that choice to smoke or not to smoke when you have them locked in the car seat in the back behind your ass while you smoke. Instead they have the joy of sitting there having smoke get blown in their face and shit, all while you leave the window nice and cracked to spare them the crappy cig smell before you chuck them out at school. Ahhhh classy. Is it really that stressful of a world where you can’t wait 10 minutes to get out of the car before smoking a cigarette so that the youngster in the back doesn’t have to get the premature blackened lungs that you long for each day? That tough? Really? These are the same assholes that saw the 4 year old kid on TV smoking a blunt with his cousin or some shit about a year ago and screamed, “OMG!! Thats so wrong!” Why is it wrong? Because it’s weed? It’s illegal? No shit and so are cigarette’s to minors so that excuse wont work. Smoking with your kids trapped with you in the car is certainly different than a four year old smoking weed, that’s just another level of fuckin sick….. As is smoking with your kids in the car with you.
Since people smoke with their kids in the car, windows rolled up or sometimes kind enough to be cracked or maybe in the spring the windows rolled all the way down and nothing being wrong about it, how silly does it make us look that ADULTS can’t go to bars with other ADULTS and smoke, but they can smoke in the car with their kids… Thats o.k.
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Cinful – eh, great, thanks – but speaking as an ashmatic who most certainly suffers because of a smoking parent, and as someone who can’t breath in the presence of smokers I not sure whether you think it’s OK or not ??
There are deaths and sicknesses occuring that could be avoided. Smoking around kids is deadly and there should be a law against that,with a severe punishment…
What can i say, i quit smoking two months before my kid was born just to avoid all that hassle that you are commenting about, plus the benefits for me. However, you and your over 21 year old kid smoking a blunt in the car, it’s not being discussed here , right?
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@Fernando@Motorcycle Helmets Blog, hahaha.
1) I don’t have a 21 year old kid.
2) I have never smoked a blunt in the car.
3) I have never smoked a blunt with any of my kids.
I can keep going here, but I think your shot at a valid argument was gone before you said anything.
Hey John, I’m glad to hear that, i don’t smoke either, and I’m against making others victims of second hand smoking, specially children.
forgive me if my comment was upsetting in any way,
Regards, Fernando.
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@Fernando@Motorcycle Helmets Blog, not at all, just thought the part in regards to smoking trees in the car with kids was crap, other than that no biggie.
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