Smackable: Public Nose Blowers

by Extreme John on February 18, 2009 1,548 views

It’s time for a little something from my Smackable series and this week we have one of my all time favorite Smackable moments. The last installment of Smackable in the event you were not here a couple of weeks ago when I posted it, was about parents that smoke with their kids in the car with them, other than two voters everyone also felt that it was a Smackable offense. Ever notice how there’s always that one asshole who will vote different than everyone else no matter what? Simply for the sake of being different in the voting, in all actuallity it isn’t that bad there’s no way everyone can think and agree on the same shit all the time, the world would be such a boring ass place.

Snot Bubbles… Good stuff.

It seems like from the minute we went out on the Horse Drawn Sleigh ride dinner thing that we did while we were in Breckenridge Colorado, when one of the guests at the dinner stood up and blew his nose at the other end of the table. From that point until now it seems like every single time I have gone somewhere to eat since Breckenridge, there is a Public nose blower releasing a gallon or so of snot while sitting in a dinner area or three seats over on an airplane. I can only imagine there will be a few people that jump on and make some kind of comment in regards to how this isn’t that big of a deal, but hey thats YOUR opinion and my opinion is that anyone blowing their snout at the dinner table should be hit with a shovel, period. Why a Shovel? It sends a nice clear message like, “Hey dont do that!” and it sends that message quick.

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When it comes to kids and nose blowing in public, you really can’t blame the kid you have to blame the parent for not teaching them a little bit more on the manors side of things. So the youngsters get a quick pass, while the parents take the shovel hit to the lid real quick. Older people and especially real old people that carry around hankerchiefs really annoy the ever living shit out of me when it comes to blowing their beak in public…. Out comes the nasty three day old somewhat yellowed piece of fabric that has caught more snot than anything that came before it’s time, dinner or not….. Pull the trigger…. BLOW. Instantly, “Asshole.” comes to my mind and instantly I begin to wonder where the fuck these people came from… Did no one during your entire life span teach you that it would be a little more considerate to step away from a group of people or step into the bathroom if your out to dinner, instead of making the entire place listen to you blow your brains out while they try to eat a meal.

I will recap real quick for some of the new readers of my blog that seem to think that me using my blog for my opinion is not the right thing to do. So before a few of the new readers write and start commenting about how ,”Just because you don’t like it.”… No shit, I know it doesn’t mean everyone else won’t like it also. Now on to the quick reality check, it’s my blog, I want to hit someone with a shovel when they blow their nose at a dinner table. Period. You don’t mind it, good for you. I fuckin hate it.