Smackable: Your Motorcycle Sucks

by Extreme John on July 12, 2009  12,831 views

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Now I know before I even start writing this rant about loud ass motorcycles and how much they suck that there will be plenty of motorcycle riders that will be pissed off.  I think it’s important that I point out that I have been a motorcycle owner on two previous occassions, both occassions were good old fashion crotch rockets. I also think it’s important to point out that I have friends that have motorcycles, I grew up with motorcycles in my family and by father in law currently has a motorcyle.

IAt this point it should be very clear to everyone that I don’t hate all motorcycles, I am actually a big fan of all kinds of motorcycles and attatched a few hot motorcycle pictures below. I even threw in a few hot girls on motorcycles to show my appreciation for hot bikes and hot girls that ride mototrcycles.

Girl in a Bikini on a Motorcycle

Girl in a Bikini on a Motorcycle

Now that I have set the tone I can get down to business. Why is it that 90% of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle riders in this part of Florida find it nescessary to have the loudest exhaust pipes possible? I mean I can see and fully understand the reason behind having the flashing headlight and an exchaust system that alerts the 900 year old drivers around you to your existence, but why does it have to be loud enough for people 3 miles away to hear and find uncomfortable?

Do loud motorcycles piss you off?

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I specifically targeted the Harley Davidson or your “Cruiser motorcycles” because only about 10% of your crotch rockets around here have obnoxious exhaust, and as I stated earlier like 90% of the Harley Davidson style bikes around here have exhaust that is way to fuc*in loud.

Black thong on a motorcycle in public

Black thong on a motorcycle in public

In my honest opinion exhaust that loud couldn’t be any more unnessecary, I put it in the same class as all of the 16 year old punks that think their shitty sounding extremely obnoxious exhaust is appealing. Before I go here’s a quick message to all the inconsiderate a$$holes that feel the need to try and compensate for having a small diznick by having obnoxious exhaust pipes…… GIVE THE WORLD A FUC*IN BREAK AND TONE IT DOWN A 100 DECIBLES!!!

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Mike
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I think you’re right on point that it’s like the kid who plays his music way too loud at the stop light. Sure it’s cool that you have a badass bike, but you don’t have to rev it right next to me, especially when I’m stuck next to you at a stop light. It comes down to having some consideration for other people.
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Brendan Crawford

John, I believe the law has come to your side on this one. Last week, a daily customer came into my work and actually told me that cops on the beach are cracking down on loud exhaust pipes on motorcycles. In fact, the guy said he has stopped riding his motorcycle on the beach because he got a noise disordinace ticket of $150 for having to loud of an exhaust pipe. If enforcement is cracking down on noise ordinances on the beach now, it is only a matter of time before this law enters into the cities my friend and you will be able to finally rest/ride in peace lol…

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Karen from Blazing Minds
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There seems to be huge amount of bikes these days that make a loud noise and it always seems to be the ones that have no concern for anyone else that have them, they are are a complete pain in the … well you know what … :wink:
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MartinT

I gave ‘do loud motorcycles piss you off’ a resounding ‘yes’ vote! I would also put the kids who ‘pimp their rides’ with big-bore exhausts so that they sound ‘cool’ when cruising in the same category! Maybe I’m just getting old, but you see kids who have just passed their tests driving round in what would be cheap cars that they must have spent thousands on pimping – for the money they spend they could have bought a decent ride in the first place! End of rant….
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MartinT

Oh, forgot to mention….nice pictures! Where did you get the ‘black thong in public’ shot?!
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Extreme John
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@Brendan Crawford that is GREAT news, not that I really want to see anyone get a ticket for having friggin loud exhaust but it wouldn’t be bad if the crap wasn’t so loud.

@Karen it does seem like there is a lot more loud obnoxious bikes on the roads these days. My neighbor has an amazing custom Harley, it’s unreal.. but the exhaust sounds excellent as opposed to sounding obnoxious and painful.

@MartinT there is so much of that in this area of Florida it makes me want to puke, the young legal driving age of course increase everything that you mentioned.

As for the “Black Thong in Public” shot, that’s actually my butt. Sexy huh :-P Ok maybe not, not sure actually I wrote this a few weeks ago.

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Doug Dillard
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John… I love how you write about everything! Couldn’t agree more on on the loud exhausts… and as always, I love the pics!
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Christina Bledsoe
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I think bikes are supposed to be loud 8) .-= Christina Bledsoe´s last blog ..Johnny Depp Gets No Private Time With His Kids =-.

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Deneil Merritt
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I gave the question “do loud motorcycles piss you off” a resounding “YES” vote! Its no reason to be so loud and wake people up from their sleep!
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Musclecar Mike

The thinking seems to be that the louder the cycle is then somehow it must therefore be better than some other cycle….when I look at cycles there really isn’t much there..so the loud noise must be intended to make them better than they really are…which is not that good…Now I know that Muscle cars have loud exhausts as well, but hey, we are bigger at least…LOL…

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Phil from Electric Pocket Bikes

wow..I like that back view..very nice.

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Aaron from Huffy Green Machine 2

Hey John,

I live on an important avenue in Sydney (Australia) and just downt he raod there is a bikey bar. Im fed up with the loud roars I hear all day on Saturday and Sunday as the riders get together…nice bikes but annoying for me and my neighbors! (Great pics here by the way!)
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Shelly from E100 Electric Scooter

Hey John, I can really relate to your post. My husband has a blo*dy loud Harley that drives me insane.its his pride and job but Im about as far from a motorhead as you can imagine!
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Jessy from Folding Scooters

Hey guys and girls. Im a Harley rider from way back – I think one of the things I really like about them are the feel – and that includes the sound…Im sorry if it bothers people but we arent going anywhere ;-)
.-= Jessy @ Folding Scooters´s last blog ..Razor Cruiser Scooter =-.

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John from Womens Motorcycle Boots

One of these guys came passed me the other morning – the noise sure did wake me!

Love the pics – hot women on bikes are definitely appealing 8)

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grey from motobike cover

wow i would love to take a ride on the back of that motorcycle..
she is really going to get bunged up if she falls off wearing that. lol
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Crown Multimedia

Sweet article dude! i am a HUGE fan of sportbikes and babes. Do you ride yourself? If so what kind of bike do you have. Check out the link below for a video I put together with some bikes and babes in it.
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Brian from Custom Motorcycle

I hear ya, there’s really no need for an exhaust that loud. You can get plenty of performance with a quiter exhaust.
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James

Riding a motorcycle is just fine.

Well, that’s if you don’t mind being labelled “half a man” by everyone else on the road…

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Extreme John
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@James, riding a motorcycle makes you a half a man?

Never heard that before.

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Fernando from Custom Motorcycle Exhaust

man, i do agree 100% with you. I love hot babes on bikes and i also disagree with insanely loud custom motorcycle exhaust. post more pic’s

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Isra Agaps from helmet sizing

I really love babes riding bikes…I think they’re hot when they ride… :-P
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William from Driving Schools Huntingdon

You know Extreme, I actually wrote about this topic earlier today on my own weblog. This post has really provided me with some food for thought and I feel that you have made some really interesting points. I really wish I had discovered it prior to writing my own post. – driving101.

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Raj from ielts

This is growing trend in young generation to use the motor bike that have a noisy silencer.Actually they do not want to tease any one but they feel pleasure to do this and also feel proud by thinking that people are watching them. Their main aim is to draw the attention of the people towards them.

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Samuel from Driving Schools

You know Extreme, I blogged about this very topic today on my blog. Your article has really given me some food for thought, I think that you have made some very important points. In fact, I really wish I’d read it prior to writing my own article!

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Blake from motor helmet

Great blog..love to read it..
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Clanmaster from helmet motorcycles

Riders should have always helmets in every trip..to ensure safety..
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tony from maigrir

Both the riders are insecure and no security measures for driving is adopted.
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Andie from helmet motorcycles

girls are hot when riding big bikes
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Aftermarket Fairings

I have never really tried to find out the mileage and performance stats of the Harley. It would make for a rather independent research as I mostly work on Sportsbike Fairings and Body Kits. The Black thong picture is the perfect explanation of my love for these bikes.

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Dave Doolin
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I’ve seen this thong before, and I cannot believe I haven’t commented on this article! Ok, I mean I have seen this thong picture before. (Details, details)
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Extreme John
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Once or twice huh Dave?

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Jason D from Scooters For Sale

Loud exhaust suck. Your cruising with the windows down enjoying a nice day then you get blasted with someones exhaust noise. Is loud exhaust like a sign of a confidence problem?

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Extreme John
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I believe it’s a “I have a massive unit” thought, it’s the only thing I can come up with.

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David Josh from DesignBuildSource
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Now this can lead to a major accident !! haha
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Thomas Robbins

I really hate loud motorcycles! It can disturb you even at your deepest sleep. It’s good to have big bikes but make sure it’s not big enough to disturb everyone.
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