This piece of shit from the Pinellas County sheriffs was driving behind me and next to me forever. I was in a very mellow mood doing barely above the speed limit. As I turn my blinker on to pull into my street the asshole puts his lights on.
So I pulled over. He walks up to the car with his partner (female) says License, Registration and Insurance. As I hand it to him I ask him, “What did you pull me over for?” He tells me my plate is expired. Which completely shocked me, especially because we just renewed our insurance and without a valid registration no Insurance. Not to mention I just got my other cars new plate like a month ago.
He takes my shit goes back to his car. He comes out of the car, hands me a ticket, tells me I have to go to court and than asks me, “How’s that laser jammer working out for you?”
Now I know he’s being a dick, I have a laser jammer frame around my license plate, also have it built into the grill of my car. So im taking it as this is his way of saying “Yeah I see it asshole. Enjoy the ticket for something else.”
So of course im more than happy to be a dick right back. I respond, “Thats cool Ill tell my lawyer what day to be in court and the Laser jammer is working out great I drive up and down this road 10x a day for the last two years and I haven’t gotten a speeding ticket yet.”
He says something like, “Yeah thats what ive heard.” or some shit like that. So to Deputy D. K #5020 you can blow me, I won’t have to pay the ticket and my Lawyer owe’s me one so pretty much all you did was inconvenience me by making me listen to music in my car with the top down on an amazing day while I sat and relaxed.
Thanks for playing and Go Fuck Yourself, Im so happy I won’t be wasting anymore money Sponsoring the sheriff’s association thanks to the fact that I refuse to support an agency or whatever else that has people working that go out of their way to act like a fucking two year old.
It will never cease to amaze me how there never seems to be a cop around when dickwads are pulling out in front of people at 3 Mph or cutting across three lanes to make a right, but they can pull over someone for some stupid shit. If I was a Cop I would be trying to do a few things that actually help society instead of pulling over someone doing 40mph in a 40mph zone as he pulls into his community.
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Crazy ass bitch! So you werent on Keene going about 80mph (barely over the speed limit for Bermudez), weaving in and out of traffic while flipping off the elderly and making fun of people smothering their faces in chapstick at stoplights, while the music is blaring and the rims are a spinning, of course not attracting attention to yourself at all with the top down and your hair NOT blowing in the breeze with all of that damn gel in your hair (like I am one to talk right)????? I have to tell you, your little blogs are quite funny. I look forward to reading some more of your life rants. See you soon!!!
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I was driving like a granny, he just wanted to be a prick.
It sounds like he succeeded in being a prick. Harassment is against the law. And being as stupid as he was eventually gets you some kind of penalty. There is a price for stupidity. I hope you extracted it from him.
.-= Keith@Norman Rockwell Art´s last blog ..Nov 29, Santa’s Workshop by Norman Rockwell from 12/14/1922 Clintonville Gazette =-.
Reminds me of a Gulf Port cop – they are all asses
.-= Dave Spates´s last blog ..Urban Meyer Retiring From Florida Gators =-.
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