The other night everyone came over for some church (UFC 95) which was free on Spike TV, this of course means that all of us were subject to actually watching the commercials that aired during the fight. There are a lot of funny commercials out there that are excellent, I plan on posting my 5 favorite tv commercials here shortly but todays task at hand is to bitch about what I feel are five (5) of the worst tv ommercials on tv today. If you have a commercial in mind that you can’t stand please leave a comment with a link to it so everyone can share in the annoyance of…. The 5 Worst TV Commercials.
5. Free Credit Report.com – Within the first three seconds of seeing and hearing this commercial it was already very clear to me that I would forever hate it. Everything from the jingle, to the people to the product, hate it.
Free Credit Report.com TV Commercial
4. 6 Hour Power – I just saw this commercial for the first time last night during UFC 95, it was on 3 or 4 times during the commercial breaks. Honestly probably one of the most tasteless tv commercials I have seen in a long time. It will get people talking, but I can assure you it won’t get this guy buying. Nothing like watching a UFC event with your son on Spike TV and this trash bag commercial comes on.
6 Hour Power TV Commercial
3. Subway $5 Foot Longs – With as much as I have been hearing this commercial lately I am actually a little surprised that this didn’t make number one. However one sitting of anything on Spike TV and you will see why this is the number three worst commercial instead of number one. Subway can shove their “$5 dollar foot looooongs” I will have a Dominos sub delivered and be much happier.
Subway $5 Footlong TV Commercial
2. Head on - I will never apply it directly to my forehead, nor will I ever be purchasing Head on or any of their other products simply for the fact that I hate their commercials with just about every sense of my being.
Head On TV Commercial
1. Enzyte Natural Male Enhancement – Ahhh it’s time for my all time most hated tv commercial, by far the most annoying to me. Luckily for me the assholes behind Enzyte play their commercials back to back, so the pain never seems to end. I can’t stand the jingle, I want to give Bob a blanket party and to be honest I could have simply listed every single Enzyte commercial in the Top 5 Worst Commercials and just been done with it. Granted it is extremely effective marketing….. which means for Enzyte it’s actually a great commercial….. for me and many other it’s the Worst Commercial Ever.
Enzyte TV Commercial
I hope you enjoyed my Top 5 Worst Commercials list, look for my Favorite 5 Commercials coming this week.