Thats right, what makes me so fucking special?!? That seemed to be the question on one of the “Guests” at our company Christmas Party on Sunday. It’s actually a pretty funny ass question and more so than anything the fact that the person that asked the question, decided to ask someone that works for me the question… Instead of having the beans to ask me directly.
Instead of asking me directly about what makes me so fucking special this “Guest” decides to yap to someone that works for me. The Guest was curious what made me so fucking special, “Why because he has a Pink Limo…. Big deal.” Or the other question, “Or is it because of Extreme Tan and Smoothies?” All of these questions all coming from a “Guest” that hounded me all night for Business tips and information on what we do to grow our Business’s and whatever else. Pretty funny that the same one asking me those questions would be running to someone else and making a bunch of bullshit comments. Than he went onto the self justification, “I’m young.. I’m successful… I make good money..” and right into the comparison, “So what makes him so fucking special?”
Than people sit around and wonder why I don’t trust anyone. Im not even sure where the fucker got the idea that I was “So Special” to begin with, I certainly don’t think I am so special, and as a matter of fact if anything I play a great Dr. on tv. Another hysterical thing about this situation is not only the fact that the Guest spent his entire night trying to lodge his head in my ass, but than the guest turned around and jumped in the Limo we were all getting ready to party in and proceeds to fucking hang out with us until 4am. It just makes me wonder exactly who I am So Special too, the more I think about it the more I think the one I am so special too is the same one that couldn’t stop yappin and talkin shit all night.
A couple of people asked me why i didn’t throw the guest out of the Limo when I found out about it, and honestly that would just make me a bigger piece of shit than the guest. In addition to the fact I had a good time cutting the radio for a minute and announcing to everyone in the car that there was a little snake in the ride, and I am sure the guest knew exactly at that point that I knew about the entire thing.
Now with that being said I will take the same advice I always go by thanks to my Uncle Mike.. “Don’t believe ANYTHING you hear and only HALF of what you see.” some of the best advice thats ever been given to me and I still go by it until this very day. Think about it.
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yeah when you cut the music ……… hahahahaha i was like well that person must feel stupid1!!!!! i luvs you thats why your so special!
Love ALL the Mother Fuckers That hate you;; Thier you’re biggest fans.
You two are awesome. And Sandra…. That means I have a shit load of fans. haha
That is rediculous….but I guess that means you are doing something right bossman!!! Jealousy is a bitch!!
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