If you have spent any time reading my blog or if you know me personally it’s safe to say you know I have no patience. Well not entirely true, I have patience for a short period of time while things are bothering me, but at that time I don’t usually mention whats wrong until I am beyond pissed off. Call me crazy, whatever.
Anyway Im sitting here at the Doctors office, I called a week ago and asked for “The Best appointment time availableâ€, now I know that it’s a Doctors office and it’s going to be packed regardless, but I was looking for an appointment that wouldn’t be two hours like the last three times I was here. Even with a tremendous amount of patience sitting in a Doctors office and waiting for two hours blows ass.
Now my appointment was made a week ago, the girl said 9am was the perfect time this Wednesday (today), it was their half day so they must move people through fast. I show up on time for my 9am appointment (I hate being late) and I pull up to a parking lot full of people, no biggie I wont panic it’s my Doctors new office, maybe he shares a parking lot or something. I walk inside and well, there’s about 4 people in here before me, no biggie again I can deal with that. At this point im thinking maybe this will be pretty quick after all.
My stomach is growling (no shocker) and I haven’t eaten or drinken anything yet this morning, which means I am sure at some point my patience will run out. I think the process has probably already started to run out since I decided to start writing a blog about it. It’s now 9:30am and I am still sitting in the lobby of my Doctors office, about 10 more people have come in behind me and it’s nice and hot in here as if it’s fucking winter, so again my patience are starting to run out and I am already thinking if Im not out of here by 10am Im just going to leave. I have a ton of shit to do today and I have like four appointments, so the last thing I feel like doing is sitting around this place for over an hour even when I asked for an appointment that would get me out somewhat quickly.
Needless to say one hour and fucking I fucking finally got put into a room to…. WAIT for the doctor again, found out the blood pressure was up a tad (thanks ASD appreciate it). Anyways enough of that fucking joke and on to the next one, so anyways I finally end up getting to see the Doctor an hour and thrity minutes after I get there. Sure I am bitching and complaining but realistcly why the fuck is it acceptable to book appointments for something like fucking 9am and than finally get to that appointment at 10:30am. Imagine having a first date and showing up an hour and half later and walking in the room and being like, “Hey baby”, fuck that the date would be gone.
Overall I like the Doctor he helped me out through my back injury a few years back and some other silly little aches and pains, but I cant sit around pissing away an hour and half just to see someone for 10 minutes. It looks like this relationship much like the one mentioned above will also be OVER and much like the one mentioned above someone ELSE will be getting my money. Ya know there’s a great new NFL commercial on ESPN for Sunday night Football and it starts out with “The customer is always right.” If the first dickhead would have realized that everything would have been ducky and if I calm down maybe Ill give Doc a chance or at least let him know ahead of time that im out because I cant be wasting my life away sitting in his office waiting to be helped.






























